hi there im lily
fulfilling every standard ever for teen writers on wattpad, i made a rant book
called fuck ya chicken strips
which you are reading right now ???
so before we get started imma let you know some stuff about me
1. im lily
2. im 14 and a freshman ((frosssssshhhh))
3. at a v v conservative mostly upper class republican private school
4. i hate 90% of everything except luke hemmings
5. chocolate milk
6. the fuck are these facts even gonna tell you i fuckin hate this shit
7. my most used word is probably fuck
8. i love 5sos
9. i probably like you
10. michael wants another slice
ok now buckle your seatbelts we're taking a trip to rant town population me
xoxo lily
DU LIEST GERADE
fuck ya chicken strips
Humorrants by a teenager who's depressed with the state of the world (highest ranking: #109 humor 6.18.15)