fuck ya chicken strips

ronald mcdonald

ok so this may be weird

but i am fucking tERRIFIED of ronald mcdonald'

TERRIFIED

you know the creepy af clown thats supposed to sell hamburgers but instead sells children nightmares

yeah that guy

i've been terrified of him ever since i was a kid

i stopped eating fast food when i was like 8 and i told all my friends i was 'eating healthy' but i totally wasn't i was just rlly scared of the creepy clown man

he's like 'hi kids!!!!!1!1!!!! the red paint around my mouth is the blood of children' im like fuck naw bitch get me out of the hell hole that is mickey d's

(that's what we call it around here not mcdonalds sorry)

and like this one time my class was volunteering at the ronald mcdonald house and there is a cREEPY ASS STATUE OF HIM OUTSIDE AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME AND I SCREAMED

those little assholes

anyway

OH GOD I HEARD A NOISE

jFC I'M SCARED AS I TYPE THIS BC IM HOME ALONE HES PROBABLY LURKING IN MY HOUSE SOMEWHERE

if you never hear from me again ronald mcdonald probably sucked my soul out and made me a big mac with a side of large fries

xoxo lily