fuck ya chicken strips

(fuck)boys

WHY HAVENT I DONE THIS YET BC HONESTLY THE BOYS AT MY SCHOOL ARE ACTUAL HELL

they are SO fuckign stupid like ??? why are you like this boys lmk

so today in english we were talking about ads and my friend leah was talking about a scene in gone girl and used the word tampon

and this kid just fuckin LOST IT ((hes a fuckboy but still))

like ?? it's not like she said pussy or something it's not even a sexual organ!!! IT'S A FUCKING TAMPON

and then we were talking about campaign ads specifically hillary clinton's (i live in the us so this is a big discussion topic as of right now) and the boys in my class were like "oh hillary can't run the country her period would get in the way"

DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF ThE FEMALE ANATOMY

I SPOT A FUCKBOY

like honestly high school boys are actually the worst people in the entire universe

some other great lines from boys @ my school:

- "damn ur so lucky bro cos you got nike dri-fit socks for easter!!!!"

i hope this is self explanatory

- (on the phone with his MOTHER) "yo woman get off my back PLEASE. like chill"

like i would slap my child if they talked to me like that!!!!!

- "when girls don't wear makeup they look so ugly like cover that up pls"

COVER UR CRUSTY ASS PLEASE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE UR UGLY FACE

- (to my friend who unfortunately dates one of them) "aw babe i din't tell you cos i knew you'd be mad"

like. um maybe you shouldn't have done it then?? he got nudes from some rando chick like wtf dump his lil douche ass BUT SHE DIDN'T

so yeah!!! i basically feel like killing myself every time im in a class w them

anyway that's pretty much it for this topic im feelin pretty ranted out

stay rad!!!!!

xoxo lily