I Ship Us~ Phan One-Shots

5- Domestic Texts

My first phanfic written in IM/texting form! Texts are written from Dan's phone, so talking to Phil. I have no clue how this is going to turn out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also, I give up on the rating/word count thing. 2 much work. Ok I hope you enjoy and uh... thanks for taking time out of your day to read little old me's stories Iloveyouallsomuchbye

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One new message!

Dannnyyyytg I'm hqvign suchn a funn time!

Phil.. how many drinks did you have?

Olny like 7 heaha

PHIL. You drove there, how are you planning on getting back?

Ill flyy :3

Oh my god, I'm going to have to come and get you, aren't I?

Noo that's ko I siad I wiuld fly ho3m.

Phil, you can hardly type on your phone, much less operate a car. I'm coming to get you.

Thakns bayb <3

Baby? Since when have you called me that?

Shuut up and driev

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Ugh... what happened last night?

You went to a party and got drunk.

I don't drink

Well you did last night.

I didn't even plan to go to a party?

PJ and Chris invited us last minute.

Why weren't you there?

I had to edit a few videos using those editing tips you gave me ;)

Oh my beaver Dan, you're so not quoting your own meme right now...

Why are we texting anyways? Like, we're literally sitting next to each other.

Because I don't feel like moving my mouth. Can I have some of your cereal?

NO.

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Hey, just a question. Last night you called me baby... was that the drunk man talking or the sober man thinking?

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I'm at the shop. What did you need again?

Nothing, I'm good.

You said you needed something at home though?