Sero: If I eat myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely?
Kaminari: ...that just blew my mind.
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Mina: What did my dad say to me?
Mina: I had my headphones in so I couldn't hear him. What did he say?
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Koda: If I shave my golden retriever like a lion, will other dogs respect him more?
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Mineta: How to be more popular in high school?
Mineta: Please don't answer with being yourself cause that's not working.
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Deku: How do I get rid of an oily face?
Deku: My face is so oily... how do I get rid of it?
Todoroki: Getting rid of your face is not recommend, no matter how oily it is. It serves many functions and you should not try to remove it.
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Shigaraki: How big is the specific ocean?
Dabi: You're going to have to be more pacific.
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Kirishima: Could you do me a summary of the second world war?
Bakugo: BOOM BOOM BOOM POW POW SPLASH TATATATATTATATA FUCK YOU HITLER!
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Kaminari: I was bitten by a turtle as a kid, can I still drink orange juice?
Sero: No! If you drink orange juice now it'll activate the turtle venom in your veins and send you into a coma. Hasn't anyone told you this before?
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Uraraka: Why do I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach?
Tsu: Have you eaten any caterpillars lately?
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Fiksi PenggemarDon't lie, we all love to hate Mineta to some degree.
