Clueless [Sequel to My Busty Nurse]

ଂ Chapter nine ଂ

The loud music rumbled and vibrated in the expensive vehicle as Luce and I were rocking out to the song 'Freaky Friday.' She was whipping head around, and I was doing the classic rocker head bob. I love how goofy and carefree she can be and how we just vibe so well with each other.

"Wait- what the fuck? And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body, it's way less cool than being Chris Brown was—" We sang in unison.

"What the fuck again?- I'm DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling?" We shrugged with a confused expression.

"Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now ~" I sang, giving a creepy yet seductive look towards Lucy.

I noticed the blush creep up on her face, but she still did the "Woo! Woo!" Part.

"Holy shit, I got a vagina~ Uh, I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman~" I concluded pretending to peek down my pants making her blush even redder. She nudged my arm and muttered, "You are something else.."

"That's what makes me so awesome and great!" I pointed my thumb to my chest boosting.

Lucy scoffed and rolled her eyes. "If you say so anyways I'm sure you know all there is to know about the inner workings of a woman."

I don't know why, but that felt like a huge punch to the gut the way she said that just now. "Ouch Luce. Way to hurt a man's pride." I pressed my palm to my chest pouting.

"Ohhh, please. How can the great playboy's pride be hurt, hmm?"

"Was. I was a playboy Luce. I'm not that person anymore... I've changed."

"I know Natsu, I'm just poking fun." Lucy gave a smug face. I raised a brow. "Are you really though?"

"Hmm, maybe. Maybe not. That's for me to know and you to maybe find out."

"Oho, alright Miss Smarty... I got you!" I waited for the right moment to get my vengeance on the Blondie. "Ah, a red light! Now, is a perfect chance!" I glanced at the unsuspecting blonde with a gleam in my eyes. She was so focused on the road that she didn't take notice of my fluttering fingers before it was too late. "Tickle assault!"

"Wha- Hahaha N-Natsu- D-don't s-st- hahaha! I'm... I'm hahaha- d-driv—" The car slightly moved as her foot slipped slightly off the brakes. STREEEEEK went the car. "Oh, shit!" The cry of panic ensued from the blonde, but luckily she managed to regain control before running the light. Luckily there was no other car was in front of us.

"Bwahaha, I got you good Lu-"
WHAM!
"OUCH! What the heck Luce?!" I whined in pain rubbing the bump forming on the top of my head from her karate-chopping it.

"Idiot! I could have run the red light and who knows if cops are lurking around! Next, time think idiot!" She scolded, making me plug my ears with my fingers. "You're such a child, I swear." I couldn't hear it, but I have learned to read lips.

"I am not a child! Besides, did you forget this is MY car so if something were to happen— Heh, I got insurance for one, I have a warranty on this baby and push come to shove I can always scrap it for a new and improved one!" I confidently boasted receiving a deadpanned expression in return. "What?" I questioned, raising a brow.