01 ↬ intro!

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WELCOME TO TWITTERPATED!

IN WHICH in the
town of trou aux biches,
drama is brewing.

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CHARACTERS!

FINN WOLFHARD AS HIMSELF

"dude that wave HAD to be ten feet

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"dude that wave HAD to be ten feet. AT LEAST."

MILLIE BOBBY BROWN AS HERSELF

"oh so you want to know how to surf in a day? why don't i teach you how to fucking duck dive while i'm at it?"

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"oh so you want to know how to surf in a day? why don't i teach you how to fucking duck dive while i'm at it?"

DYLAN CONRIQUE AS JULIA CHEN

"ma'am? can you tell your kids to stay out of my fucking way?"

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"ma'am? can you tell your kids to stay out of my fucking way?"

EMILY SKINNER AS SOFIA WEAVER

"finn that wave was not fucking ten feet

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"finn that wave was not fucking ten feet. i fucking grind better than you surf and everyone knows that i CANNOT grind."

CINDY KIMBERLY AS DYLAN LAURENCE

 CINDY KIMBERLY AS DYLAN LAURENCE

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"mellow out dude. no one actually gives a flying fuck."

JACK DYLAN GRAZER AS HIMSELF

"dude, i'm not even like, remotely interested

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"dude, i'm not even like, remotely interested."

NOAH SCHNAPP AS HIMSELF

"why did i let you guys teach me how to surf again? skating is better

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"why did i let you guys teach me how to surf again? skating is better."

TIMOTHEE CHALAMET AS HIMSELF

"why are all the waves i get fucking ankle busters?"

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"why are all the waves i get fucking ankle busters?"

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MIXTAPE!

FRIENDZONE,
huron john.
"doesn't it piss you
when you like someone
and they still call you buddy?"

BOYS WILL BE BUGS,
cavetown.
"don't mess with me
i'm a big boy now
and i'm very scary."

MARISPOSA,
peach tree rascals.
"i can't wait for you
to come my way
i've been far away."

HONEYPIE,
JAWNY.
"and i can't stop that
till you're my girl.

WON'T STOP,
lonely god.
"leave all this behind
i'm gonna keep on
goin for days
and i won't stop."

GENERATION WHY,
conan gray.
"walking down the street
with no light inside our eyes."

RETROSPECT,
vistas.
"singing sweet caroline
with diamonds in his eyes."

SWEET CAROLINE,
neil diamond.
"sweet caroline,
good times never
seemed so good."

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