Well this is the year I emerge from the iceberg only to find that there is a war going on between aliens, zombies, and cockroaches. This war started 20 years prior around the last sighting of a human and will likely come down in history as the 9th world war since our time(So like the 11th and a half world war).
I decided that the cockroaches will be the easiest to conquer first and so I form a pact with them and begin to slowly work my way up the ranks to become overlord of the cockroaches. Wish me luck~
P.S. My phone was kind of fucked...but once I shoved the charger into a random potato I found(thank god for that trick) it started charging again. Yeah the battery is kind of screwed right now but it works well enough. Somehow cell towers are still functioning too(thank fucking time) and I'm able to check up on my social media accounts. Some friends used to message me every once in awhile after I left along with some family it was very cute. Still I'm probably gonna hunt down and raid an old apple store for a new iPhone now. Maybe I'll dig around for some information about what happened to everyone that I care(not cared it's present) about.
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AdventureMy plans for the future. Follow me as we pull an avatar and go to sleep in an iceberg, totally one upping his sleep record, and instead of being a positive force to end a war you take advantage of to take over you world. Cause why not? I don't see a...
