Temporary Secretary

Learn to Smile

AUTHORS NOTE: Paul gets a big srupise in this chapter!😉

Pail McCaccney was very getting nervous.
it was his bday today, his Dirty 30 to be exact. HE didn't no how 2 feel about this. OMG Paul was feelign like, so old AF rite now. he had tooken of work from his big intorpamt  CEO job 2 celbate his birthday, and John was plamming a dope-ass surprise party! "just you wait, Paulie." he had siad in his sexy deep voice after they had finshed doing some really deally hawt bumsex. " youll cry tears of happy joy when u see what i have plan for u" Pajl had squealed with joy when Hohn had say this. "I hope thell be strippers!" he had acsidemtally said aloud. "u shant guess my surprise treats 4 U Macca!!!" John had said b4 shoving Pau on2 the bed and giving him anorther round of roguh booty shagging! that was a few days ago, and Paul had waked up 2day, da day of his Dirty 30, ready 4 some exctiment. He had 2 bring out his party gear sp he would B well ekwipped 4 the bestest party he wolud ever have.
First paul got out a bumch of party hats(he getted extra in case some pf his homies like Pete Towmsend wanted 1).
then he put om sone poka dot short shorts and a sparply tank top cuz he wanted 2 look super hawt on the day of his Dirty 30.
THen Paul got out a lot of comfetti and glitter bcuz who doesn't love confetti and giltter? it so special and pretty.
and 2 top it off, he getted out a bunch of air horns Bcuz he knew that him and his freinds were going 2 get turnt 2nite!!1!
Pau was gonna have da most amazeballs party evar.

Johm Lennone had told Paul 2 go to the abamboned wearhouse at the very edge of London. Paul had too drive a really really really long time 2 get thete, and he alnost lost his boogie party mood. but then he found it! he womdered if this was da place. He really didnt want 2 get murdered or some shit liek that. Pauol was getting super duper scared. what if Jghon and his freimds had all getten killed by a cereal killer? Paul walk up slpwly, his heart pounding in his chest even harder themn John had poumded his ass a few nites ago. "bloody hell." he said under hos breath, his teath chittering like a bomb a bout 2 Xplode. He den open da door 2 the warehuose, his hands trembling liek the ghost of a man filled with sorrow. The door slided open and-
"SURPRISE!1!!!!!" all of his homies yelled in unisun.
Oaul was so fucking happy!!!! this was truly a great suprise, all of his freinds here 2 clebrate his Dirty 30 like this!!
Pete Toensend.
Freddy mercury.
Axel Rose.
Micc Jagger.
Jimi Page.
Kieth Richard.
David Bowie.
Roger Daltree.
RObert Plant.
and of corse, Kohn. He blushed when he seed that John was dressed as Jane 4 2nite! what a  little slut! he knew how much Pau oloved it when he dressed in skanky  short skrits like the 1 he was wearing now. John blushed and said in his best falsetto: "o-oh Happy Birthday Paulie...we hope youll have a dope dirty 30!"  Every1 started 2 cheer loduly. "i imvited a couple of...friends. I hope u don't mind, Macca-san." cooed Jonh as he introduced Paul to teo people:
the frist person was Ringo the waiter from that yunnmy vegan restaurnt Pepperland.
But the second pesron Paul had never seen B4.
He was tall and super slim, with huge ears, deep brown eyes the color of chestunt and caramel, and a lush shaggy mop of dark brunette locks that almost obscured his on-fleek eyebrows.
"P-Paulie...this is George Harrison..." said John in a fake girly srtutter. Paul couldn't help but be imstantly attarcted 2 George! he was baffled and confused. How could he be attracted to both John and this mysterius young stranger at the same time? Paul brushed a lock of raven-colored hair out of his eyes and looked deeply in2 johns eyes. "So what do u want 2 do furst Macca?" saod David Bowie as he shaked glitter off his fabulous body. " I WANT CAKE!!!1! " screamed Pau like a total big PP Chad! So Roger Daltrey and Ringo Starr bringed out a huge massove blue sheet cake that hsd the words "HAPPY DIRTY 30 YOU BIG DICKED MOTHERFUCKER" written on it in sparkly pink icing. Paul McCarthy cryed with joy at how beautyfull the cake was, but then he allmost cried with sadness, for John Lennon had dissapered from the warehouse! As Paul let out a big sigh and was about 2 blow out the 30 candles on his cake, sumthing started 2 move from withim the sweet sheet cake! Suddendly, out comed John in scarlet lingerie! He shaked the icong off of his long caramel colored wig and beginned to sing in the sexyest voice on Planet Earth:
Happy Birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Mister McCartney
Happy birthday to you
John then clinbed out of the cake and gave Paul a long sloppy smooch as he squeezed his prick really hard! paul would have fucked Joln right then and their, but this was a public party with a lot of people here. "NUM NUM I WANT CAKE!!!" squealed Keith richard s at the top of his lungs loudly. so every1 at Pauls dirty 30 started 2 pig out on the yummy cake, shoving as nuch cake in2 there mouths as the could. when evrey last bit of cake was eated up, Mick Jagger had a great idea! "hey mates, why don't we make our boss mr mccarntey open our presents! He should open mine frist, obvi." Mick smirked smugly as hr bringed out his gift 4 Paul. " Oh boy i wonder what's in here" Paul tore and groped open the pale pink paper. Inside was a epic set of Beyblades! "WOWWWWWWWWWW HOLY FUCK" screeched Paul McCarty  as he high 5ed  Mick Jagger. next it was time 4 pau 2 open Axle Rose's present. Paul rip open the thick paper and was sdudndly blasted with a huge cloudof stinky fart gas! "PEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!" roared Oaul as his nostrials where overwhelmed with yucky icky fart phewmes! "FUCK YOU AXEL GO TO HELL YOU'RE LEAVING MY DIRTY 30 PARTY AND ALSP UR FIRED!" Paul shouted this at the top of his lungs as Axl Rose runned away crying. "Bloody hell I'm glad that fucker is gone!" said Rigno. " Im glad i never had 2 work with him! "
Next up to give Paul his persent was David Bowie! "ooh you funky cat I hope you like my wild gift" he sort of spoked and singed at the same time as he place a huge silvery sparkle box witg a red and blue litening bolt on it. Paul yanked and pulled open the funky paper 2 be blasted with awesone glitter! "Yay how did yuo know I loved glitter so much!" said Paul to David Bowie. " bcuz giltter is good and only morons like aksel rose hate it! "
Jkohn stepped up in his high heels holdimg a massive gift box 4 Paul. "here u go Paulie my hamsone sex god" he Said as he shoved his juicy tuinge down Pauls throat quickly. As pau was about 2 shake it, hjohn stoop him. "just open it sweaty💖" he said carressing the younger man's chreek. Paul taked his time opening his lover's gift, wondering what was inside. he then found it was a massive 3 foot ribbed oramge dildo sword! " wow looks amazing" said Paul as he holded the sex toy/weapon. "u can use it 2 fite monsters and stick it up yer bum 2." whispered John seductively in2 Pauils ear before he prpceeded 2 say, " it's ribbed AND vibrating 4 maxinum pleasure... "
"WOOOOOHHH LET'S PARTY PEOPLE!!!!" yelled Paul.

then every1 started 2 rub glitter pn their bodies as they ripped there clothes off and danced a lot. Lennmon dumped out a unch of ecstacy-laced Welchs™ fruit snacks as all the people begun stuffing them in there mouths. it seemed like an steant ghey orgy was brewing in this warehouse! Everyone started 2 shove there tongues in eachothers mouths as Joghn wanked to this yummy sight! Paul getted a nice surprise as he feeled some1's hot spicy sausage in his bum and as he turned aroumd and found it was George! "OOOOHHHHH BLOODY HELL!!" noamed Paul.
Kohn got angry at this!
"hey mate what the fuck you doin?" he growled.
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