AUTHORS NOTE: here is the thirlling comclusion readers!
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Why he had to go
I don't know, he wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yesterday
Yesterday love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Why he had to go
I don't know, he wouldn't say
I said something wrong
Now I long for yesterday
Yesterday love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Paul McCarthey singed this as he sobbed alome at his desk. "carnt beleive i did such a headass thing" said he. that srupised him so nuch! butt what surprised him even more was that amazing AF song he had just sung! "wow I didn't know that i colud snoud so good and I cannot believe i could make up a song so well and great!" Paul shoved all of his boring lame paper wrok off of the table and in2 the garbage were it belomged! he then bringed out his very specail notebook where he writed all his deepest most spicy secerts and started writojg the amazeballs song! "this song fukken slaps so hard" sayed Pauol as he wrote the biggest amazing masterpeace of his life! " hmmmm i wodner what I shpuld call it" he said. "I know what about, ' Yesterday!'" he said this title with graet and immence pleasure. " every1 needs 2 here this epic song! It's so emo just like 1 of Green Day's somgs! " Paul yelled and bellowed with joy at the tippy top of his lungs, umtil he reailzed that his 4head was still dripping with blood!
"uh oh." said Paul MacCatrney as he falled uncomcious.
"I think he died now" said Doctor David Bowie.
A/N: thats rite Davud Bowie is a doctor in this and hes a fuckign amazong doctor 2!
"NOOOOOOOOOO if he is dead i die 2!" sobbed John Linen. Pau opemed his eyes 2 find himself in a hotspital bed with lots of bandages on his beautifull milky white fourhead!
"Blimey what's going on homies?" groaned Paul as he rubbed his heavilly bamdaged forehead. "You allmost died of a concusion and heavy blood loss and thart would have not been funky" said Doctor David Bowie very seriusly. "w-who saved me?" said Pual. " your ghey boyfreind John Lemmon did, Mister Paul McFartney. he gived you the blood tramsfusion that had saved ur life! " Doctor David Bowie said with a warm smile. "i-I had camed back in2 the building 2 get me stuff, whem I jsut decided too take a sneak peek at U 2 see yuor handsome face agian when I s-s-s-s-saw y-y-y-uhhhh-" Kohn breaked out in2 big wet tears which made Doctor David Bowie give him a big hug. Lemnonn contiuned.
"I saw you o-on-on t-th-th-th-thh-the fuh-floor like that and I-i thout u had getted muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-murdered by some homophobic poophead terrorrists or yuo comited s-s-s-s-su-su-su-suicide! butt them I seed that u where breathing some, but not much. so i tooked U 2 da best fuckijg hospital in London England! i almoast thinked u were gonna die, Macca..."
" how did u get taht narsty wound, Mr. Paul McXarnety? " said Doctor David Bowie as he writed down some notes on his pad which had a red and blue lightming bolt on it.
"I was actaully thinking about how my captialist job fucking sucks and is fuckign grabage when i then started 2 think about other jobs thar I could have 4 me. the first thing I thought abou t was prosiutite..." Paul said as his cheeks turned rosy red.
John's schlongsicle suddenly Bcame as hard as math!
"And i was imagiming J-Jogn as me pimp taht I did the old throwing a hotdog down a hallway with..." said Pau as he licked his lips at this idea 1nce agian.
"and so I beginned 2 hand start me one eyed yogurt thrower when i sudendly falled down unconscious. then some...other things happenpmed and I tryed 2 stop the booboo with some yucky paprework, but thart didnt work 4 sum reason so I bcame unkonsious again. Also I wrote a fire nu song it's called 'Yesterday'!" Paul said this as he look in2 Johns eyes, and da eye of his schlonger thru his pants 2!
"wow Mr McCarthy soumds fu-" Doctor David Bowie try 2 speak a setnecne, but was ineruppted by John Lmnenon picking up Paul and hiking up his hospittal gown and shoving his tuinge down Paul'd throat!
"mm mm Macca u little slut I love adn 4give you" he said Btwean slurpy kisses with Paul Mcvarntye. "b4 u put yuor French bread in my Dutch oven theirs sumthong I want 2 do" said Pail as he could feel Johns purple helmeted love warrior btwean his thicc thighs.
"I will B ur slave 4 2nite Macca" drooled John.
"dont do hunka chunka chonka lonka in here lads" said Doctor David Bowie. "this is a doctors office!"
Yes, Kohn Lennom and Pail MccArthey where going 2 burn down the big building were Pau worked as CEo! "Good thung i bringed a hole box of matches Paulie" said Johm with a hunky smirk.
"thank u for helping me on this juorney John-Jpgn" said Psul, his voice filled with love and pashun as he lighted a match on fire. "I aslo got a bomb in me jeans 2!" siad John with lots of mischeif. " YAY! " squeed Paul. john and paul had made sure that noone was in there, but there was no one their bcuz it was midnight! John throwee the bomb and the match at the same time with a bumch of gas ⛽on2 the huge building and roared with glee as it burned down fastly! "FUCK YUO CAPTIALIST PIGGIES!1!!" yelled Paul. " YEAH U DESREVE 2 EAT POOP AND DRINMK PEE!1!!!1! " bellowed John. As the fire burned down the biulding, it also burned off John and Paul's clothes!😫😜😳
"wow we nakey" said Paul steamily.
"lets have some dick time now" groaned Jhon with passion.
Paul then jumped down 2 slurp Johns rock hard salami! he licked and spitted on the undersdie of Johm's buttermilk stick til' John, filled with alot of passion, herked his who who dilly in2 Paul's mouth conpleetly! pau bobbed his lips up and down like a whackamole as Jhom moaned like this:
"OOOOOOHHHH SHITE FUCK DAN SUCK ME ZIPPER SAUSAGE LIKE NOBODYS BUSIMESS MACCA!!1!"
PAul smoked and smonked Johns pink cigar like a tru lover til John spurped some baby gravy in2 Paul's nouth!
Paul plopped his lips of f of Johns peenie-weenie as he licked the fap juice off his miuth.
"yummy but I need sum leather Cheerio™ penetratiom" moaned Pqul. "well ok then" said Jogn as he picked up Paul started Frenching him and placed the younpmger man on his gravy spigot! "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" cryed Paul like a keyboard jammed on the letter O! John and Paul where having the bestest night of they're lifes, ending capitalism and taking the pig skin bus 2 chocolate town! "Unhunhunhunhunh!!!!" bellowed John Lenon with masculine delight as he could not stop painting oaul's town white! they did some gr8 sex in the flames, toingue kissing in between thrusts!
In the end John and Paul both screeched with delight as Jhon dumped all his steaming dick puke in2 Pauls pink reset button! "ooh Blimey thart was gr8 sex m8" said John as he laid down next 2 Paul Mcccccarntey.
"yes I love doing hawt naked sex with u" said Paul.
Paul McCartney was happy!
He had wanted a temporary secretary.
But what he had gettd was a peremanent lover.
BONUS:
"so what job are u getting now Pau?" said John with a smirk.
"I'm gonna fite interdimmenshunal monsters with my dildo sword, my love." said Pwul as he smooched Joyn.
AUTHORS NOTE: did u liek it?! I jsut needed 2 write a steany fabric based on my fave song ever!
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Temporary Secretary
RomancePaul McCartney has been having the worst luck. Allthough he may be boss of a successful company, he has no secretary! Despite looking high and low, Paul hasnt been able to find someone that works. Until a handsome stranger walks in one day...
