Temporary Secretary

True Romancer

AUTHORS NOTE: this is a angsty chapter😭

Paul McFartney was bored.
he really hated his job as ceo.
B4, he used 2 love doimg paperweok and making phome calls.
but that was whemn he was a straiugt hettie man. he couldnt beleive he ever acted like  a such a het bitch! homophobyc society pressured him 2 do it, probabbly. he was glad Jhon Lennon and his amazing thighs and huge weenie made him see the light!
Now that he lived and loved as an proud ghey man, he kraved sumthing moar out of life.
Something far more sexy and exiting. Pau needed a better job, something superir 2 the boring life he now leaded. he dint know how he ever getted this CEO job. Maybe i sholud quit my job and bcum a male prositute, Paul thinked 2 himself. then aslo John could be my pimp, and my "john", 2. Paul stopped his one eyed tuna trawler from Bcuming a bonersaurus at the thout of being a giggolo and havimg John Lennon 4 a pimp, butt he coulud not! "OOOOOOOHHHHH BLIMEY THAT WPULD B HAWT!1!" moamed Pau. l McCarthey, big CEO as he squontched his dickstick so hard that he falled down out of his desk and on2 rhe floor where he hitted his head and Bcame unconsiuus!
he then started 2 dream...

AUTHORS NOTE: get readt 4 a really raunchy scene!😫💋

"bloody hell Paul u just shant use all da makeup like that!"
Ringo Starr, othrewise known as the stripper/hooker Starlight, yelled at Pail McCartney.
paul was having a rough day. First he finded thart his fave pair of pink lace panties where gome. then he hadnt getted any tips all day. And he danced deally sexily, 2!😠 and 2 top it off, his makeop wasnort looking smexy Enuf. he wsa so fuckong mad.
"Rigno youve got 2 let me use just a lirtle bit moar!" said Paul trying 2 hide his amger as he smeared on more turquoise eyeshatow( he always look hawt in this color). "ok I'm done!" said Paul when he raelozed that his makeup was slaying 2nite!
" thank u m8" said Rignog as he sitted down in the chair and beginned putting on some frosted grean lipstick.
Paul colud not stop staring at himseld in the tall mirror! his look was so fire AF! if he some1 else amd was going 2 do a little raw doggin in the fart box with any1, it would have 2 be him!
he, Pau Mcxaertney, was a fucken snacc 2nite.
Paul weared a black lace crop toop with the My Chemical Romance logo spray paimted on the front in bright pink, tihgt pale pink leather pamts with the badonkadonk ripped out on them,six incj stileto heels with lots of kinky buckles ; ripped up giltter fishnet tights :;, and 2 top it off a little sailor hat!
he weared lots of turkwoize eye makeup wet balck eyelimer lots of foundatoin 2 make his skin look smooth & glossy pink lisptick that look lole he just sucked a big chungus! He also had a single goldem earring in his left ear and his hair was zhuzhed really nice and messy and sexy amd hawt!
yes he, Paul mccartney was the sluttiest slut in Sluttown, and he was proud of it! He knowed he gonna ride some baloney poney tonight. "Darkness your on 1st" said Pete Townshend, the casheir at Sexy Sadie's the strip club wheir Paul work at. (Darkness was Pauls strip name btdubbz) Paul strutted out 2 a krowd of adorong cheering ghey men, shaking his chonka lonka  up and dpwn as he walked up 2 the pole and statred dancing.

Paul pumped his sweet poop deck up and dowm as he spinned around on the stripper pole 2 his snigature song
"WOOOOO SHAKE DAT U BLOODY TWINK" roared a mysterius man from the crowd. "YEAH KEEP TWERPKING SUM MORE" bellowed all the other hormosexual gayguys. paul rubbed his ding-a-ling against the cold mettal rod as his tooter sticked out at a inpossible angle. he popped his juicy fart jungle back and fourth as money rained doen like the skies of London Emgland. when thar was all done, Paul was nakey as the  day he was born, his plump badoo making all the men in the strip club hungry for a bite! "well tharts it 4 2nite boyz!" Paul saod tipping his sailor hat as his yogurt shooter rised 2 attention.
Paul smugly snirked on his dressing roonm as he bgan 2 wiped the makeup off his face.
"I want my hibbity jibbity on the hippity hoppity Paulie..." mumbled a fammiliar voice. it was of course his pimp and gay lover John Lennon! jhon lennom was wearing his usaul pimp attire which was a lime green and bubblrgum pink pinp suit with a unbottomed shirt underneath it a matching hat and black shpes and lots of bling! "well okay then Lennon-senpai.." paul McCarthey said as he bended down his naked dookie maker!
"yummy yunmy" roared Kohn with glee as he shoved his face in2 Paul's tight doodie bubble and began  slobbing and making fruity in Pauls booty!
SLUUUURRPPP!! went John as he munched paul's pleasure hole!
"BLIMEY HOLY FUCK OOOOOOHHHHH!!1!" cried Oaul like a little slut! he said every no-no word in the dictoinary as jhon buried his face deeper in2 his bung!
"time 4 the wheesh meat!" shrieked John as he plopped his waffle dolphin in2 Pauil's rusty wagonwheel! b4 that of course he used lube but it wasnt lbue it was Heinz Tomato Ketchup™! Lenno and Macca were doing some steany chon chon, which made Jogn noam a bunch and Paul did 2! "OOOOH! OOOH! ONNNNNH!" cried Jofhn passionateley as he Brokeback-mounted Paul really hawtly! soon john lennom spurted all of his hot brogurt in2 Pauls badonkadonkadonkadonk! "OOH DADDY'S RIDING THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY 2NITE BABYYYYYY!!1!" screeched John as Iaul wailed with delight! When Jonh was finisjed he plopped his hot jalapeno out of Paul's bunghole and he then gived Paul a steamy Memphis Mouthwash!  "wow I'm glad your my pimp John Lennon" said paul quitply. John was about 2 reply with "I love you somuch Pau- but he got shooted and killed by the police!
" NOOOOOOOOOOO!1!!! " cryed Paul sadly as Jokn lay bleeding in his arms, the bloody blood warm on his hands.

And then Paul woked up from his saucy dream!
"wow i dont thimk I want 2 be a prostitute anymoar" said Paul as he touched his forehead which was covreed in blood. "it was really hawt untill John was murdered by thw cops"
Paul grabbed some old paperwprk to help the cut on his fourhead, which was gushing like Niagara Falls. paul realized then taht he hated society. He hated how every1 was just such a bunch of homophobbic sheeple! he really hated how much ppl relyed on boring capitalost shit like having birthday parties at Dennys. why coulsnt they just have cool edgy parties in scary wearhouses like John gaved him  with his Dirty 30? He fucken hated how he and Kjohn could probably not have their steany ghey wedding at Disneyland bcuz gay marraige was illegal bcuz the fcuking hettie assfarts hated homosexuals like him. Pau really reallt hated how he had 2 work as a big ceo imstead of chasing his dream with his gay lover John lennomn. scoiety would not let him be the ghey rockstar he dreamed of being! He mihgt have as well be a dead man.😢 paul was really sad now.
"Macca-san may i come in?" said the voice of John Lenno his beloved  tramsvestite's  alter ego Jane Lennon.
"hell yes i want sum boom-chicka-wow-wow rite now!1!" roared Paul McVartney. " actually taht was whart I wanted 2 talk too you about. " said Hohn in his nornal voice as he comed in frowning. "WHY DA FUCC WERE U STABBING THE POO AND PLAYING THE SWEDISH TRUMPET WITH GEORGE HARRISON?!!1! HE MY HOMIE ME DON'T LIKE 2 GET CUCKED BY HIM!1!!1!!" John squealed as he smashed his fist in2 Paul's jaw like a speeding frate train! when Oaul falled on2 the groumd Johm picked him up and pinned him 2 da wall!
" U LITTLE SLUT I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED U!1! " wailed Jhon as he slapped pauls face back and foruth. "IT WAS ME BLOODY DIRTY 30 MATE I DO WHAT I FUKKEN WANT!1!!" yelled Paul as he bited all of Johns left hand fingers really hard and their was blood! " OWEEE THAT ME WANKING HAND! " sobbed Kohn as Paul cracked his fsit in2 john's jaw easilly! " OW YUO BITCH!1! " squealed John with pain as he pumched Pau in da tummy! "OWIE OWIE YOUR NOT MY BOYFREIMD ANYMOAR AND YOUR NOT MY SECRETARY YOU'RE FIRED!!1!!!" roared Paul like a giant beast. "w-whart?" whimpered John. " go 2 hell ur fired. " said Paul as he looked away from john.
"boo hoo boo hoo! WAAAAAHHHH!" cryed John Lemmom as he leaved the big building. Paul Mccacney cried a lot 2.
He was so fucking sad.
And he porbably would never be happy again.