Worst Moments in Percy Jackson Fanfictions

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~ People just casually visit others cabins at night to have freaking parties or something along those lines where they have a big sleepover.

Yeah let's invite everyone over!

NO

Apparently the harpies have taken a leave!

~ Titles

Some of the titles are basically copying the real books.

~ Word for word

When they have their OC in the story, and they use a scene from one of the books, they literally copy word for word every little detail.

~ Mr. D and Chiron went MIA

~ Everyone can apparently just wander to other tables other than their own.

I mean, come on! NO ONE chews them out for that? Oh yeah. Mr. D and Chrion went MIA..

~ Percy is as dumb as a potato and Leo is suddenly a genius.

His brain isn't that small guys!

~ Nico is always that guy who wakes up at like 6 pm

~ The MC is a child of Poseidon and Artemis, yet he/she is a demigod

~ Apollo ALWAYS has to be making up some horrible haiku or something.

Come on, I don't think all Apollo does is make up a terrible poem.

~ Some random prophecy that has to rhyme:

Aqua Marine Blowfish Blue Crystal Waters, Moon Shine Hunt Arrow Baboon, and Frank Zhang shall go on a quest and get a part,

Then they all shall fart,

They must conquer fears,

Stalk peers,

And have a good time at McDonalds (we forbid you to go to Burger King).

~ Butch (when he isn't MIA), has to be obsessed with rainbows and ponies

~ Kids have to be named after dead people

~ Always carrying around an iPod or something along the lines

As I said before, demigods can't have electronics!

~ MC obviously can't have just one boyfriend

G̶O̶T̶T̶A̶ H̶A̶V̶E̶ A̶L̶L̶ D̶A̶ B̶O̶Y̶S̶

Ahem.