Worst Moments in Percy Jackson Fanfictions

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~ Demeter is obsessed with cereal.

I need not explain this, do I?

~ Tyson, Rainbow, and all the satyrs and nymphs are MIA

~ Demigods can just go for a casual stroll in the mortal world without a dozen monsters attacking them.

I wish.

~ OC (changing from MC) survives Tartarus.

No.

You can't just go to Tartarus and throw some party down there and oh! Let's invite Bob and Small Bob too, we can have tacos!

No.

~ A whole year passes, yet no chance of seasons.

?

~ Demigods freely watch SpongeBob on their flat screen tv transported into their iPhone 6.

I repeat, demigods cannot use technology.

~ The only restaurant ever used is McDonalds.

Poor Burger King..

~ The Seven is turned into The Eight.

That doesn't even sound right. It doesn't have a nice ring to it like Seven.

~ Everyone has abs.

Please.

No.

~ Frank is MIA.

Either that or he's that poodle wandering the streets.

~ People from other fandoms randomly come in.

OH LOOK HI KATNISS EVERDEEN, OMG ITS HARRY POTTER, GAH ITS HARRY STYLES *dies*

~ POTATO

Case closed.

Hem hem.