after joy's speech and the humans were all counted for ... misty, gray, and brock .....
Mewtwo then started floating down ....... ash accidentally hit the boss music .....
(budum ching budum ching!)
misty gave a wtf face as boss music was being played, a pokemon came floating down facepalming while blushing
"YEAH! GO BEST SAMA!" ash yelled
Mewtwo then face palmed harder
"ash ...... please stop the music ...." Mewtwo said
"oh ok." ash said stopping the music .......
"uh .............." misty said
"ignore him." Mewtwo said pointing at ash "he's here, for me."
meanwhile, ash got out pom-poms and started waving them causing Mewtwo to facepalm again.
joy currently looked like she was about to poop, but was actually repressing a laugh.
"Does she, need to take a dump?" brock asked pointing at joy
Mewtwo then facepalmed again.
"apparently ....." Mewtwo said "go to the restroom ...."
"uh ........." joy said
"............." Mewtwo's face went pale
so did everyone else's..........
"oh, i get it. she took a dump in the dress!" ash yelled
"ash ....... please don't say that." Mewtwo said
"oh ok. should I go get joy some toilet paper?" ash sked
"NO! That won't be necessary! Anymore ......." Mewtwo said
that's when an awful smell arose...
"GOD! What's that ?!" Mewtwo said
"look, I had Mexican, and this is a lot to take in!" joy said
"that was me ..... actually .... I ate the chorizo ......" ash said
"why ?!" Mewtwo said, "you know you have gas!"
"it's spicy ......" ash said
"ugh ....." Mewtwo said facepalming at joy and ash
Gary was trying not to laugh his ass off ......
after Mewtwo gave his speech ...... and ash went to the bathroom .... Pikachu 2 stumbled out of it ......... as he had just been in a war ...... ...
"UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE, IS ANYONE TO GO IN THE MEN's BATHROOM!" Pikachu 2 said struggling to grab a lisawl .. and a mop ....... he then stumbled back in ...... wearing a mask .... ash went into the females' bathroom .... and everyone .... even Mewtwo watch ............
"OK! THAT'S IT! NO MORE TACO TUESDAYS! YOU GUYS CAN'T HANDLE IT!" Mewtwo said
misty and brock felt like they should laugh at the sheer randomness ..... but they were afraid instead
ash waddle out with toilet paper stuck to his foot
"we ran out of toilet paper!" ash yelled
"I'll put it on pokebiat." Mewtwo said sighing
"ok ... now that was interesting. but where is, you, know who." Gary said
20 minutes later
"UH DID YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF? !!" Mewtwo asked brock
'hold a sec. um yeah. "Brock said,
"what's the plan b ?!" Gary and Misty asked
"Guys ... I'm wearing a dress and I'm just shit myself ... do you really think I have a plan B?" brock asked
"is that a human?" ash asked pointing at brock
'yeah. "m2 said
"oh." ash said
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Mewtwo's Pet ( Firstshipping) ( ash x mew two) Mew two x ash)
Fanfic" Is there a reason you wanted to see me?" mew two asked Mr. G " Yes... I've been noticing your progress...and i thought a celebration was in order.... I got you a ...gift" Mr. G said as a man walked in with a boy?! " His name is Ash...he's a clone...
