The God of Destruction

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RM: GUYS

HANDSOMERTHANU: it's 2 in the morning, Joon what r u doing with ur life.

AgustD: we need to sleep dude. Especially me

RM: but it's muy importante 

Kook: we don't speak spanish let alone english my dude

Jimintotallyhasjams: thx 4 reminding us

Kook: ur welcome

TaeTae: what is it, hyung, out with it

RM: SOMETHING HAPPENED

Imurhope: ooooooo teA

HANDSOMERTHANU: spill

RM: Hitman found my secret Twitter account where I post pictures of puppies

Jimintotallyhasjams: Sry I just got done rolling on the floor with laughter what

TaeTae: PUPPIES WHY DID YOU NOT SHARE THIS INFO HYUNG WE NEED PICTURES OF PUPPIES IN OUR LIVES

AgustD: u have a secret social media account and that is what you choose to do with it

RM: says the man who has a secret ARMY YouTube channel

Imurhope: say Wut now

AgustD: U SAID U WOULD NEVER TELL

Kook: ooooooooo this is getting juicy

HANDSOMERTHANU: who is ur bias

Jimintotallyhasjams: I bet it's Hobi

AgustD: no actually my bias is Suga he has more swag than all of the other members combined

RM: hey there

AgustD: NAMJOON U HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK U EXPOSED ME

~~AgustD removed RM from the chat~~

Kook: oh dang

Imurhope: this is juicy stuff right here

AgustD: no one asked u

HANDSOMERTHANU: friends, let us not behave like school children

~~HANDSOMERTHANU added AgustD~~

Jimintotallyhasjams: says the guy whose username is HANDSOMERTHANU 

HANDSOMERTHANU: it's just facts

RM: says the guy who has no jams

Jimintotallyhasjams: ill have u know that I have jams to spare thank you very much

TaeTae: he does. He keeps jars of grape jelly in his room I've seen it

Jimintotallyhasjams: the betrayal

RM: can we get back to the matter at hand please

HANDSOMERTHANU: oh yeah sure

Kook: Wut was that again

Imurhope: our boss found his secret Twitter account where he shares his obsession of puppies with the world

Kook: right

RM: GUYS what do I do he just told me to go to his office tomorrow morning and said we had things to discuss

Imurhope: so did he call u or what

RM: no he just texted me and said we needed to talk

TaeTae: wait that's all he said he didn't even mention the Twitter account

Jimintotallyhasjams: so it might not be that

HANDSOMERTHANU: it could be...

HANDSOMERTHANU: something .... WORSE....

RM: AAAAAAAAH HYUNG SAVE ME IM SCARED

Kook: it was nice knowing u

RM: wow thanks so much I think this conversation made my anxiety worse.

TaeTae: it's ok Joon we members r here 4 u no matter what

HANDSOMERTHANU: unnecessarily dramatic but ok

Imurhope: dude that sentence basically sums up ur life

HANDSOMERTHANU: respect ur elders

Kook: teehee

RM: Well, I guess I'll tell u what happened in the morning.

Imurhope: If u live to tell the tale.

AgustD: U guys need to stop






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