The Mystery of the Random Cat

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EommaJin: GUYS...

SugaSwag: it's 2 early 4 this crap hyung

JDope: it's legit 2 in the afternoon Yoongi

SugaSwag: exactly

Taehuyung: dude u need a life

SugaSwag: no u do

Taehuyung: no u

SugaSwag: says the guy who spelled his own name wrong

Taehuyung: wait what

ChimChimy: 😂😂😂

GoldenMaknae: guys shut up ur so immature

ChimChimy: is that any way to respect your elders

GoldenMaknae: u can't even reach my knees what are you gonna do about it

ChimChimy: OH U DID NOT

ChimChimy: kid I've had about enough of your disrespect-

EommaJin: MY DUDES

JDope: guys can we get back to the matter at hand please

EommaJin: does anyone know why there is a cat in the pantry

JDope: say what now

ChimChimy: uhhh yeah about that

EommaJin: it was u???

EommaJin: JIMIN YOU KNOW SOME OF OUR MEMBERS ARE ALLERGIC U CAN'T HAVE A GOSH DANG CAT HOUR MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU

GoldenMaknae: 😂😂😂

EommaJin: this is a serious matter Jungkook

GoldenMaknae: yes eomma 

EommaJin: ty 

ChimChimy: guys have u noticed that rap Mon hyung has not said anything yet

JDope: that is suspicious

HERESJOONIE: or maybe he's out doing work like a responsible human being instead of hiding forbidden animals in food storage units

SugaSwag: lol

EommaJin: anyhoo Chimchim u need to stop seriously

ChimChimy: ANIMAL HATER

EommaJin: DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG MAN

SugaSwag: *massive eyeroll* Jin-hyung, you're gonna make a great parent one of these days.

EommaJin: Hush.

SugaSwag: k

ChimChimy: Fine... I take it back...

EommaJin: Well... I mean.... maybe we can find another home for it.

ChimChimy: Huh?

EommaJin: Well, with our busy lives we wouldn't be able to take proper care of it anyway.

JDope: Hey I've heard Hitman Bang likes cats





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