BTS Texts Fanfic

The Banana Milk Thief

BTS Group Chat

Justin Seagull: WHO STOLE MY BANANA MILK

MinSugaisaGenius: It's freaking midnight, Kookie, y

Justin Seagull: I needed my midnight snack, help me out here, Hyung.

WWH: Why are you texting this late at night guys I need my beauty sleep.

WWH: Can you imagine the uproar I would cause if I came to work tomorrow with dark circles and was no longer world wide handsome??? :((((( [dramatic sad music]

RapMon: What's all this then

MinSugaisaGenius: Stop talking like ur british it's gross.

[dramatic sad music]

RapMon: Hyung, how could you do this to me I trusted you.

Hobiii: Sry to interupt ur soap opera but can you like not text at literally 12 at night.

Justin Seagull: I'm still waiting for whoever stole my banana milk to come forward.

Justin Seagull: I notice Taehyung has not yet come forward.

Justin Seagull: WAS IT YOU

WWH: Kookie, I'm sure nobody stole ur banana milk u probably just drank it and then forgot u did.

Justin Seagull: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING

RapMon: U know he has a point mabye someone did steal it. Jimin hasn't said anything yet either.

WWH: Joonie, don't encourage him

Justin Seagull: JIMIN AND TAE ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME AND ALL BC I BEAT THEM IN OVERWATCH WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO

Hobiii: Dude last time u said someone stole ur banana milk and it was just far back in the fridge behind the bacon

Justin Seagull: NO I LOOKED EVERYWHERE I SWEAR

MinSugaisaGenius: Look will someone just go buy him banana milk so that we can all get some rest.

Hobiii: Yah, Jin-hyung ur practically his mother y don't you do it.

WWH: Woah woah woah when did I agree to this.

Justin Seagull: DON'T U SEE THAT VMIN ARE GETTING THIER REVENGE ON ME SOMEONE HELP IM JUST A LITTLE MAKNAE I DON'T DESERVE THIS

Hobiii: Kook, don't you think ur being just a little bit over dramatic?

Justin Seagull: MY BANANA MILK IS MY MOST PRISED POSSETION EVERYONE KNOWS THIS

RapMon: u spelled that wrong.

Justin Seagull: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE

Justin Seagull: I AM DEPRIVED OF BANANA MILK IM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RapMon: ok someone do something hes getting really worked up.

Justin Seagull: DEATH

Justin Seagull: I SEE IT ON THE HORIZON

WWH: NOOOOO KOOKIE DON'T DIE

Hobiii: JUNGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

TaeTae: WAIT

Justin Seagull: Thou doth speakth?

TaeTae: I have a confession

TO BE CONTINUED...