Shall we date: Obey Me! Reader insert + Requests ON HOLD

SoBer?~Lucifer x Reader

I absolutely love Lucifer.

There was no doubt in that, but what I also love is pulling pranks on him. His stoic demeanour is nothing really, inside he's just a whole ball of softness- personally speaking. I was gonna pull something on him...again. The picture prank sorta backfired on me but it was totally worth it. In the end, he allowed me to keep it but not send it to every living being on Earth.

But this time. This time I wanted to give him a full transformation. 

With everyone's help, especially Asmo's. His art sense might just be the main thing behind this whole scheme. I looked at my D.D.D and texted all the boys and planned for all of us to have a little reunion. 

A bonding evening. I mean what could go wrong?

Everyone took their seats whether it was up on the couch, on the floor, or on an armchair. I looked at everyone and nodded at them all except for Lucifer, of course. I clapped my hands together and got everyone to sit closer.

"Let's start!" 

"Don't tell me this is a way of making me do something stupid," says Lucifer, already scanning my face. 

I shook my head and held my hands out in surrender.

"Just a friendly game for all of us to get to know each other," He raised an eyebrow and leaned back in his chair. "Since we all live in the same house, we may not know everything about each other such as the things we enjoy and have experienced,"

"I'd love to know everyone's kin-" starts off Asmo

I interrupted by sarcastically coughing, and the avatar of lust merely giggled to himself. Mammon grinned widely as he rubbed his hands together. I guess I wasn't the only one who was actually excited. 

"Now where were? Oh yeah, bonding activities," Lucifer nodded and signalled me to carry on. Thus I carried on and let Mammon go first as we started 'truth or dare'

"Y/N! Truth or dare?" 

I confidently nodded and replied with Truth, anticipating the situation would get interesting soon- of course, without Lucifer realizing. 

"first kiss?" 

I pointed at Lucifer bluntly, making Levi snort. Lucifer seemed to look satisfied with himself as he reclined back in his chair with one leg over the other.  It was my turn.

"Asmo, T or D?"

From the corner of my eye, I could see Belphie falling asleep again on Beel's shoulder, my heart couldn't help just squeal inside.

"Someone/something you'd want to kill in this room?"

He sat there thinking it over, then came to a conclusion. 

"Everyone's imperfections," he says enthusiastically.

I could feel the whole room mentally facepalm but this was Asmo we were talking about.

*A few more rounds later*

Satan slapped his hand on the coffee table partially drunk and partially sober. Levi had him chug a shot of Demonus, lucky I was immune to it. In my mind, I knew I wasn't tolerant of alcohol, but thanks to my experience with Asmo a year ago I knew I was safe. A little perk of being human I'd say.

"Lucifer! You -hic- better choose dare," 

He was honestly a mess and I didn't realise he was this out of it, but I wonder how Lucifer would be. I imagined Lucifer would be able to hold his liquor but then again I've never seen him drink or be drunk.