She wolf~! (Naruto Fanfic)

''Kakashi Hatake?''

I'll definitely die in hands of this burning sun.Today I dressed in a short dress and with bikers, and my white sandals.My tail waving at how cute my reflection looked on the mirror. Today, I was going to meet my team's sensei. While I was heading to the training grounds, I thought of how he or she would look like. Maybe a super-skilled woman, with beautiful features, or a very smart and agile man. Or maybe a very old man...or maybe a man in green spandex suit, like the one I saw once in the streets.It was extremely disgusting, because he was also doing, gay poses...*shudders* creepy... And I was also thinking about how good a cold-water-bath would be right now.

When I got to the training grounds I found Naruto, almost asleep, and a girl and Sasuke waiting. ''Good Morning~'' ''Good Mor-- Why are you wearing something like that?!'' ''Because I wanted...'' ''It's too shor--'' When she looked at my face she shutted up, I don't know why. ''Those ears and tail..''She stepped close to me and stopped when she was close enough. I stiffened, what was she going to do? In one swift movement she grabbed my ears and squealed ''So soft~'' ''It hurts!'' I also, heard her mumble something super scary ''I could make a purse out of hear ears and tail, if only I could cut them...'' ''Please, refrain from doing so. What is your name?'' I asked, removing her hands from my bended ears, that hurt now. ''Sakura Haruno'' She stated proudly. Her eyes widened, for something I do not know. ''You need to wear something more long! Your dress is too revealing!'' ''Please respect my way of dressing'' ''Hmph, well, if you are not going to steal my Sasuke-kun, it's okay.'' ''I am not interested in him.'' ''Excellent! Can we be best friends?--'' She said grabbing my two hands with hers ''--And also, what are you doing around here?'' Once again, she asked, in her frivolous voice. ''I will be your teammate...'' She squealed... I am going deaf...really. Sakura is dangerous. Overall, Sasuke was deep in his emo-thoughts, probably, that was why he never bothered to join on into our conversation.

It was now 9:19, some minutes after I finished my talk with Sakura, the girl was not so bad as the other people in the academy, but she was still dangerous, no matter what. And surely her head was filled with boys, especially sasuke. Naruto had gotten up tired of waiting and then I heard a ''Poof'' sound. ''Good Morning!'' A white haired man said. ''You are late!'' Sakura and Naruto yelled together at him. The man's gaze turned to me ''I suppose you are my new student, I'm Kakashi Hatake.'' ''Mhm'' ''Well then, we will do introductions later, but right now I want you to get this bells'' And then he showed three bells. ''I want you to get them by mid-day, and if you don't get them you will be returned to the academy.'' ''But there are only 3 bells!'' (blah,blah blah, you know what comes next.I am too tired to write that) ---- ''I think I am starting to like you guys, now, START'' We all dispersed, while my friend stood, no offense, stupidly out in the clearing.

He charged at our sensei inmediately, but he failed epically. Next, Kakashi headed somewhere else.I followed him, and soon enough I hear a scream, Sakura's scream, to be exact. I picked her up and leaved her on a tree's shadow. I then heard a rustling behind me. I quickly jumped away. And there he was my sensei, hiding something from me, with a closed eye smile. I narrowed my gaze at him, because he was up to no good.

I could only hear the cricket's annoying sound. For my enemy was in complete silence, until... he got a plant out. A plant... --> It is a herb... --> It smells to camphor.. --> CAMPHOR CATNIP! I was already going to lose the battle...

My body automatically jumped to the white-haired man, trying to grab the plant. When I was about to get it, something hit my head, and then I blacked out. The darkness embraced me... I hate you... you malicious white, defying gravity hair man!