1) Basalisks are as dumb as rock
2) Phoenixes are good In-A-Minute healers
3) It's quite easy to just pull a Jesus (Spread your arms, chest forward, look of shock, mouth wide open) and die
4) Pulling a Dumbledore will make you infinitely wise and people grateful for your every word
5) Rules are for ninnies
6) We all need a Hermione
7) Grabbing swords by the blade will not injure you in the slightest
8) Cursing people is good blackmail
9) By glancing at someone and catching their eye you can read their mind
10) Foreshadowing often goes unnoticed
11) Rock it like Lucius
12) Socks can do magical things
13) Some people just aren't slick
14) Hide things in canes and they'll go unnoticed
15) Saving someone's life has no merit
16) Platonic friends aren't friends
17) People with very long beards are usually brilliant, crazy, or both
18) Tall people make good friends and worse enemies
19) It is very easy to fall off the couch during sentimental moments
20) Draco Malfoy is above clapping unlike everybody else
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Thieving for Dummies
HumorI wanted to do this for the longest time. And now I've done it. So this is a book of Misc. junk of all the things I know about and like, including Pokespe, MHA, Warriors, Dragon Prince, Miraculous Ladybug, etc. etc. Open to suggestions. You'll see...
