Thieving for Dummies

My Hero Academia Upside Left

This part will be about MHA, but with the pro heroes as villains and vice-versey.

The main group I will be talking about though is Mic, Aizawa, Ms. Joke and Dabi who should stay a villain.

Okay, time to start.

The plan was simple, for Dabi.

Walk in, set something on fire, take down the armed ones, incapacitate the rest, rob the bank.

Then get lunch.

The only bump was when Ms. Joke couldn't find her wallet. She had her sack full of wallets, but not her own. She had her arm all the way into the bag and was rooting around, muttering.

"There's that dude's wallet with the mink trim, ew.... oh look, there's that baroness's wallet...and yours too, Dabi... and yours, Eraser. But where is mine?" she sighed.

"Why did you take my wallet?" Dabi asked, decoding the safes and deactivating the security cameras.

"Because I wanted to. Why oh why can I keep track of some British tourist named Alexander's wallet but not my own?" Ms. Joke wailed. "Oh, found it! Oh wait, that's not mine."

Aizawa got up and stomped on a few people's heads to keep them unconscious, then walked over to the door and flipped the OPEN sign to CLOSED.
"Weasel stomping day!" Ms. Joke cheered.

Dabi opened the safes and and started filling up the bags. "I do want to die. I do," he muttered.

After they finished the job and dropped the loot back at the bar, Aizawa decided he was hungry. "I'll take a vodka on the rocks," he muttered.

"Aizawa, it's breakfast!"

"-and a piece of toast."

"I'll give you that. We're out of bread and we didn't pay the power bill."

"I'll get the bread if you pay the power bill," Ms. Joke offered.

"Dabi, you pay the bill, Joke, you get the bread, and I'll get myself my drink," Aizawa muttered.

Mic walked in, looking tired as hell and holding a stick. "I have a stick," Mic declared, poking Aizawa with it. "Make me food, heathen. Or I will poke you with the stick."

Aizawa literally folded backward off the chair and onto the ground, pretty much doubling over backward. He then proceeded to slither behind the bar, pop up, and start making vodka on the rocks.

Mic sat down and waited as Aizawa shot his drink over. "If I wasn't tired all the time, I could be pretty good at bar duty," Aizawa mused.

"But you're tired all the time, so that's out," Mic replied, sipping from his glass and then making a disgusted face. "We can't have you falling asleep on the drinks, now can we?"
"You shut up," Aizawa said.

Ms. Joke appeared a moment later with a sack of bread, four beanbag chairs and a piece of rock candy in her mouth. "I got va breff," she said with her mouth full, holding up the bag.

Mic squealed and ran for a beanbag chair. "BEANBAG CHAIRS!" he squeaked. "Movie night!"

"Mic, it's like eleven o' clock still," Aizawa complained. Dabi appeared from the back. "What's this I hear about a movie night?" he asked. "I got the power back on, by the way. You still want a vodka on the rocks?"

"Yes," Aizawa muttered. "And that means ICE!" he added as Dabi disappeared into the bar.

Dabi appeared a moment later with a vodka glass and handed it to Aizawa.

There was a black rock in the glass.

Eraser grimaced and set the glass down. He looked over at Dabi and Mic who were going through movies to watch. They had narrowed it down to three.

"Hell, lets watch them all!" Ms. Joke declared, starting to make toast. "What did we end up picking?" She had been setting up the beanbag chairs and was tired of the squabbling over the movies.

"We have Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, The Aristocats, Pixels and Up," Dabi replied. "The Japanese versions. I think it's bootleg, so there's English subtitles."

"Can't we just watch The Aristocats?" Aizawa butted in.

Ms. Joke:

"But that's a happy movie!" Mic said.

"Not to me. There's drugging, violence, kidnapping-all sorts of bad stuff. Good movie," Aizawa replied.