" Just go stand in line, I'll fix it for you-" Jean Phillipe whisper shouted at the whimpering figure.
" But you don't understand! It needs to be perfect! Chef Jin will-"
" Be very angry if you don't get in line right now Hoseok... Get. In. Line. " Finishes Jean Phillipe as he pushes said man to the back.
Hoseok hesitantly joined the others and stood next to a fairly tall man with beautiful dimples.
" Nervous?" Nudged the tall man.
Hoseok hesitated before answering. "Kinda yeah, you?"
The tall man laughed. " I don't even know why I'm here, I can't cook and I have no experience..."
Hoseok looked at him in shock." Then why are you even here? Seokjin would kill you-"
The tall man just smirked. " He's my cousin you see, and he's in for a sweet taste of revenge."
" Revenge? " The shorter man shot him a puzzled look. " What? Why? "
"Because, he humiliated me last Christmas." Dimple man suddenly had a sullen look painted all over his face.
Hoseok gave him a pitied look. " What did he do-"
"ALL RIGHT SHUT UP YOU NIMWITS!"
"ugh sir it's... dimwits? "
Seokjin turned to look at Jean Phillipe with fury. " ARE YOU SAYING IM DUMB? WHAT IS THIS MOCKERY?"
Jean Phillipe just rolled his eyes and walked off the set.
" Alright! Now." Jin dusts off the non existent dust off his perfectly ironed chef wear. " You all gathered here today to celebrate the-"
" Sir? "
Jin shot him an annoyed glance for the unexcused interruption.
"What." It wasn't a question, it was a demand for the attrocious behavior.
" Wrong script sir, you're reading the one for our 90 day fiance tv show-"
" THEN WHY DID U IDIOTS GIVE IT TO ME? " The infuriated man tossed his script away and snatched the new script from the hands of the staff.
He cleared his throat several times before finally speaking. " As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted. Welcome to season one of Seokjin's kitchen. Now a few warnings. I'm hard to please, I have high standards. I also don't tolerate pussies, I'll bitch about anyone and anything, I don't care, so don't cry. What I do care about though, is that you DON'T BITCH BACK! IS THAT CLEAR? "
Everyone muttered a yes. Jin stepped backwards and let out a satisfied sigh." Great! Now let's get to the tasting!"
Jin picked up a random dish and removed the lid to reveal ramen in a cup. He groaned and looked up.
" Who did this?"
No one replied.
Seokjin cleared his throat before saying it louder.
" I SAID WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!"
This time the pale male snapped out his daydream and stepped forward.
" Why didn't you reply the first time?"
" Didn't hear you."
Jin shot him a nasty glare.
"First name?"
" Yoongi."
" Ah its you, the one who thought you could OUTSHINE me in MY own TV show..."
" Yes. Now taste it."
"It's just ramen!"
" I don't care. Is it good of bad?"
Jin shoots him another nasty glare.
" Was this all you did for 45 minutes?"
Yoongi shrugged. Jin then pulled out a pair of swarovski chopsticks from his sleeves before trying out the noodles.
" This isn't even cooked thoroughly..."
Yoongi shrugged again. Jin then takes a dish from the female table and takes the lid off.
" Who did this?"
A blonde girl walked up to Jin.
" Me sir." She said with a wink. " Nice to meet you."
" 90 day fiance is being shot next door, are you sure you're in the right place?"
"Ye-"
" First name?"
The girl huffed before replying. " Britney sir."
" Now Britney... Are those plastic or silicone?" He asked pointing at her ridiculous bust.
Britney scoffed and opened her mouth to reply but was once again cut off my Jin.
" I don't care, but push your girlies back in or they're gonna melt from all the heat."
× BRITNEY, 20, MODEL
" Of course I was offended... I didn't pay my surgeon $25,000 just for him to insult them..."
Why are you even here?
" Umm... Because I want to?"
The camera man gives her a look.
" Okay fine, its because the man I'm supposed to shoot with in 90 day fiance looks ugly ass hell... Man has no frickin neck-"
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" So let me get this straight Britney. You can't cook, you have no experience and you are a model?"
" Indeed." Britney says proudly.
" I don't want bimbos in my kitchen."
Britney looked at him in shock.
" But I'll taste your food because it looks interesting..."
Seokjin took a big bite out of whatever she served him. He immediately spat it out.
" EW WHAT IS THIS? YOUR IMPLANT?"
"It's pre packaged mac n cheese-"
"MAC N CHEESE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE JELLO YOU DUMB BLONDE"
Britney pouted as her eyes glossed, then dramatically ran towards the exit.
× BRITNEY, 20, MODEL
"Its his loss. Now he'll never get a taste of me"
She said confidently....
Then broke down 10 seconds later.
" HE DOESN'T DESERVE ME! I QUIT!"
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" Okay Yoongi you're lucky that your competitor was a big boobed bimbo... One point for the men's team!"
The guys cheered with joy.
Jin then proceeded to open the lid of another dish and his face immediately turned into a look of shock.
What could Jin possibly see? Find out after the break.
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Unedited! Pls add this story to your library thank you!
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FanfictionSeokjin hosts a cooking competition. Its much more like hell then it is a kitchen. Who gets to stay and win the grand prize? Find out in Seokjin's Kitchen.
