From: Youtube
Creator: Portal Enthusiast
Alien: Hold on, I'm detecting large masses of lethal bacteria in you, at least 5%!
Human: Oh, yeah that's perfectly normal.
Alien: You are infected with severely highly deadly diseases! How are you not crippling?
Human: Humans have this thing called the immune system, which helps us fight off bacteria or viruses.
Alien: There are bacteria that have been inside you since birth!
Human: That's because some bacteria are used by our bodies to help digest food and such.
Alien: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?!
Human: We are more likely to die from each other than any common disease. It's a miracle the former hasn't happened yet.
**someone in the comments**
*Space Case*
Alien: I don't think that I'll ever get a full grasp on human biology.
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Humans Are Space Orcs- AND MANIACS!
RandomShort skits and maybe long stories are put here from different websites. Most stuff here will come from Youtube
