Creator: Sitano Moto
Alien: Human Ryan?
Ryan: Oh, hey. What's up?
Alien: Human DeeDee's plumage seems to be slowly changing from purple to light brown... is she feeling alright?
Ryan: Oh, that's just the dye fading out of her hair.
Alien: SHE'S DYING?!
Ryan: What??? No, not "die" as in death! D-Y-E. It's a type of chemical pigment that some humans put in their hair to change its color!
Alien: Do you do this to warn off predators?
Ryan: No...
Alien: To attract a mate?
Ryan: Well... not really.
Alien: To communicate?
Ryan: Nope. We do it because we like it. DeeDee said she was going to bleach it this time.
Alien: You put dangerous chemicals in your hair for your appearance purposes only???
Ryan: Yep.
Alien: Fascinating.
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Humans Are Space Orcs- AND MANIACS!
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