From: Youtube
Creator: Omegagoldfish
Alien: So how long do humans live?
Human: Uh... it depends on a lot of factors. The oldest person ever made it to 122 years.
Alien: And the others?
Human: For most of our history you were dead by fifty.
Alien: Did you change your genetics?
Human: No.
Alien: Was it a decrease in-
Human: Yeah, it was mostly a decrease in diseases.
Alien: Oh.
Human: We also spend a third of our lives unconscious.
Alien: WHAT?!
Human: It's our favorite part.
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