Jamaica Me Sweat 1

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"Finally! Luxury!" I swooned as I snuggled with Alejandro. "I know right! Winning really is everything." Sighed Tyler. "Says the guy who frenched a cod." Said Noah. "And ps, it was a tie!" Exclaimed DJ.

[Y'know, I didn't think that DJ would get so attached to that fish, but if he's into that sorta thing I guess I shouldn't judge.]

Owen somehow grabbed the cucumbers on his face with his tongue and grabbed them, kinda like a frog. He then proceeded to burp in Noah's face. Poor guy. "It's a facial not a fruit plate!" Noah remarked. "Oh Noah, don't you see, it's both!" Exclaimed Owen. "Well, ignorance is bliss I guess." I muttered. "Owen!" Exclaimed Izzy. "These chairs are spring loaded! Look!" Izzy catapulted her legs up and hit Owen right in the baby maker. "Why is it always the kiwis?!"

[Oh man! I felt that! Izzy just turned Owen into a girl...]

While I was relaxing with my boyfriend! Suck on that Heather. Chris walked by. "Hey Chris!" I called out as I walked towards him with Alejandro at my side. "Since DJ is the only member left of Victory why don't you have him join us?" I asked. "Sorry Felix, you may be my favorite but nope! Can't allow it." "Come on Chris! He's alone! If you allow it we'll gladly take him in! If you allow it." Pleaded Alejandro. "Looking for a numbers advantage over team Amazon eh? No dice!" "But what if DJ chooses to swap teams like Sierra and Izzy did in Egypt?" I asked. "No more swaps! And that's final!"

[That stubborn little! He sucks.]

"It's ok guys, the teams are probably gonna merge soon anyways." Said DJ. "Wrong. Convo over. Chris out." With that, Chris sashayed away. "It's ok guys! I'll survive. My curse is gone thanks to Irene. I even won the last challenge!" "Uh, tied!" Tyler corrected. "Exactly! If we keep it up, we could make it to the finale together!" "I would love to see that!" "Same here! Let's hope we all make it!"

While we were talking the plane suddenly started to tilt a little. "Excuse me passengers." Chris started. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The plane started to violently shake in an out of control manner. "We're all gonna die!!!!" Owen then crawled over to Izzy who opened the plane door and jumped out. Bit because the door was still open Owen flew out with her. "Owen!" I yelled.

[Welp. There goes our teammates.]

We then crashed and got out of the plane. But the problem was, we landed on Izzy and Owen.

[Ok, no joke. How have they not died yet?! Are they indestructible?! Like seriously a plane crashed into you!]

Chris and Chef started to argue about who's fault it was and Owen and Izzy was sent away on an ambulance that just conveniently appeared. After a while of interrogating Chris we were told to change and meet him at a waterfall.

~~~✈️🌎✈️🌎✈️~~~

As I walk towards the others I noticed something I never thought I'd see. "Um... Babe?" I asked. "Yes darling?" "Why are you wearing a speedo?" "You know you love it!" He winked. "Shut up." "But you're blushing!" "Hey lovebirds! Shut up! It's my turn to talk." Chris then explained the challenge. The first of our team to go is Tyler, who started off strong, but as he proceeded he progressively became as graceful as a moth on crack until he finally reached the water. After a while he came back up from the water and pulled out something that definitely wasn't the treasure.

Then Cody came back out and tagged out Heather. While Heather was about to jump she was interrupted by Alejandro. "Hey! Nice form!" He called as I bitch slapped his arm. "Ow..." Because Heather was in such a flustered state she flopped onto the water. "Oh yikes... That's gotta hurt." I muttered. Tyler then came back up but he didn't tag us out, instead he went back and jumped again, this time pulling out a tire. This pattern continued for a while. The Amazons switched out to Sierra who made such a splash that an eel landed on Courtney's head, shocking her. Gwen tried getting it off but she got shocked too. DJ was about to go again too but he accidentally kicked Irene's bowl in so he jumped to save her. Tyler then jumped again but this time he somehow pulled out a literal clock. The cycle was finally broken when Gwen jumped in and brought back the gold... And some eels too. Alejandro then forcefully tagged himself out and dived bombed near the eels, freeing Gwen from their grasps. He then walked out of the water with the chain around his neck and Gwen in his arms.

[Ok not gonna lie, I like Gwen so I'm gonna let this pass.]

While Gwen was in his arms Heather came swooping in and snatched the treasure, bringing it to Chris. Meaning, the first round goes to the Amazons.

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