Once, a long, long, long, time ago, before Owl Island, before the Jaffa Factory, before Blackrock, a young man by the name of Lewis Xephos Brindley sat in his house.
He had just returned from defeating the villain Israphel, and he was alone. His best friend and most loyal companion, Simon Honeydew, had gone to live with a girl he fell in love with, Granny Bacon, and he had left poor Lewis alone.
Now, Lewis sat there, bored and lonely, waiting for something to happen.
Well, something did happen. A scream, a high-pitched, feminine scream sounded throughout the woods, and Lewis leapt to his feet, grabbed his jacket and diamond sword, and raced out of his house.
Now, I shall stop narrating, so that you can see exactly what happened through Lewis's own eyes and thoughts.
I race through the woods, which had been covered by a blanket of freshly fallen snow, and I run towards the scream, adrenaline coursing through my body.
I leap over a fallen tree, and I land in a clearing, to see several creepers, skeletons and zombies, all crowded around, or slowly moving towards, something. Or someone.
I wield my sword and I start attacking the mobs with fury, quickly getting rid of the zombies and skeletons. Now, I was just left with the creepers.
I yell and charges at one of the creepers, and I shove my sword straight through it, and it falls, dead.
The other two seem to have vanished, and I wince as I look at my right arm.
One of the skeletons arrows had grazed it, and it was now bleeding slightly, but I figured it would be ok.
I go over to where all the mobs had been, and I narrow my eyes as I see what is there.
The most beautiful girl I had ever seen lay before me. She had light blonde hair, covered in blood, and a owl hat lay to her right. She was covered in wounds and gashes, and had a arrow lodged in her right leg, so I knew I had to act quickly.
I take my jacket off and I place it on her, and then grabs he owl hat, and I put it on her head.
I slowly pick her up, and am shocked to see how dark red the snow is where she had been laying.
Wasting no more time, I run like Israphel is chasing me back to my home.
I look down at this girl, and I see that her eyes are slightly opened, and are a brilliant light blue.
"Don't give up on me yet. Come on, just a little bit longer." I say, and I focus on sprinting again.
I'm not that cold, to be honest, even though its snowing and I gave the girl my jacket.
I reach my house, and I kick open the door, and I go to my bed and lays the girl on top of it.
I quickly close and lock the door, and then I grab bandages and water.
I bandage all of her wounds, and then I pull out the arrow (which doesn't even make her flinch) and I bandage it tightly.
I then tend to my own arm, and then I fall asleep, exhaustion seeping through me.
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Hello again, it's me, your one narrator. Now, answer me this question. If you woke up, in a strange place, with a man you'd never seen before waiting for your to wake up, how would you react? Probably freak out, right? Yup. I shall now turn the story over to the girl.
(you can probably guess who this is lol)
My eye slowly stretch open and I try to sit up, but I just support myself with my elbows.
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Its YogShots!
RandomWhat time is it? It's YogShots time!!! (Yes, I just made a Adventure Time reference... Don't judge) This is my Yogscast one shot book! I've been wanting to do this for a while, so here ya go!