Chapter 4 Diplo´s revenge
I woke up by the loud voice of Tamera “KATHERYN ELIZABETH HUDSON PERRY WOPE UP NOW THAT YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW!” oh god what did I do to deserve this?! In that moment the memories of last night came to my mind remembering that John was only in his boxers and snoring in MY bed.
“KATYYY! Woke-ohhh…” she said when she saw the two of us in bed. Somehow John didn´t woke up at all, so I quickly get up from bed and took Tamera into the bathroom so we can talk.
“What the hell is John your ex- boyfriend doing in your bed?!” she said not angry but confused about the situation.
“It´s a long story, he came last night to talk and—“she cut me off and said
“And by talking you mean sleep with him?! Aren´t you with Diplo?”
“Let me finish! So we start talking and one thing led to another and I finished sleeping with him… and like at midnight Diplo appeared and he saw us he got mad and left sooooo….”
“Now you´re with John and Diplo just disappeared from your life?” she asked
“Yes John and I are back together” I said with a huge smile in my face.
We got out of the bathroom tiptoeing so we wouldn´t woke John up but to our surprise he was standing out of the bathroom door with his arms crossed and an ear brow up looking confused at us.
“John Honey! You´re up! Tam and I were just talking about-“I started talking but he cut me off and said “Me, I know I heard you” he said laughing
“Oh yeah sorry I didn´t know you were here” Tam said the three of us stayed there in silence until I give Tamera one of my ´go away´ look and she said
“Ok I´m gonna get your breakfast Katy and John do you want something?”
“Oh thanks Tamera I just want a cup of black coffee” he said with a cute smile.
THREE DAYS LATER
My last show was two days ago and now I´m at the airport in L.A. Like nobody knew about me and John we decided to take different planes so nobody would suspect anything. I got into my car that had been brought by my driver and head home where John already was. After 20 minutes of driving I got home and found John asleep on the couch and the TV on the Ellen´s Show. I slowly walk up to him and shake his shoulder. He opened his eyes and looks around confused and still half asleep then he saw me standing in front of him and he smiled lovingly at me.
“Oh babe you´re home!” he said happily “do you want to watch some TV or you wanna go to bed? He asked rubbing his eyes
“Let´s watch some TV” we were watching TMZ when suddenly they start talking about a big new about me, John and Diplo.
“Last night one of our paparazzi met with a Diplo the new Katy Perry´s boyfriend or that´s what we thought he told the paparazzi that him and Katy had broken up the night before because she had cheat on him with the one and only JOHN MAYER! That´s right Katy Perry and John Mayer are back together and we have the video of Diplo confirming it!”
I turn the TV off and look at John not knowing what to say and he did the same after like 10 minutes of staying there shocked I broke the silence and said
“I can´t believe this! Now everyone knows that I chat on him with you!”
“I know! I can´t believe he did that! I guess that we will have to make and interview and explain everything.” He said rubbing the back of his neck
“Yeah I think that would be the best option. I will call Tamera tomorrow so she can arrange an interview for the both of us at the Ellen show. “
“Yes it will be better if we do it at the ellen show, let´s go to bed now i´m tired” he said and went up stairs.
