Todoroki isn't a morning person

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Todoroki: I have an announcement

Todoroki: I hate mornings and I'm gonna push Tokoyami off the roof

Tokoyami: . . . I'm not on the roof

Todoroki: Well then I just pushed a bigass crow to its death

Bakugou: What the absolute fuck?

Todoroki: I have depression that keeps me up at night

Bakugou: If you don't shut up I'm gonna send Almight to hug you

Todoroki: He smells like hopes and dreams plz don't

Sero: Todoroki what the hecc?

Todoroki: Backread

Bakugou: We need a therapist WHERE DO YOU FIND A THERAPIST

Todoroki: I want soba, ramen, and animal crackers

Midoriya: Shochan It's too early for this

Todoroki: Nu its not

Midoriya: 

Midoriya: You snuck in the cabinet, stole some anti-depressant medicence, and over-dosed

Bakugou: Has this happened before?

Midoriya: Many times

Todoroki: I'm laying on the bathroom floor 'cause my legs decided to give up on me!

Todoroki: :'D

Kirishima: Someone get Smol-Might to help him

Todoroki: Midoriya just burst in the bathroom in an Almight onsie, yelled I AM HERE, and proceeded to smother me in cuddles

Kirishima: And how does that make you feel?

Todoroki: He's cute as fuck and he feels like a warm cinnamon roll

Mina: Aww send pics

Todoroki: Nu I wanna savor this moment forever

Aizawa: What the fuck?

Sero: High Todoroki is the best Todoroki

Mina: Smol-Might is the best hugger ever

Todoroki: I used Spongebob to wash the dishes yesterday and I'm eating his house today.

Aizawa: I have no words

Mic: Kitty, I'm getting McDonald's. Want anything?

Aizawa: Apple slices and coffee

Mina: Aww

Shinsou: I'm going over to your dorm to get wasted on pineapples with FlamingElsa

Todoroki: I'm FlamingElsa bitches

Todoroki: LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN

Mic: Hitoshi Shinsou get back here

Shinsou: I'M GOING TO GET WASTED WITH FLAMINGELSA AND YOU WONT STOP MEH

Todoroki has changed his name to FlamingElsa

FlamingElsa: As a bomb once said: "Fuck the haters"

Bakugou: I've been summoned asswaffles.

Bakugou: And I've been quoted. Damn

FlamingElsa: In this class bombs and strawberrys go together

Mina: Now kiss you emotionally awkward fucks

Bakugou: You're dead 

FlamingElsa: BITCH I AM ELSA AND I SCRUBBED THE DISHES WITH SPONGEBOB. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME. NOW GO INTO THE UNKNOWN WITH KIRISHIMA AND KISS HIM YOU STRAWBERRYBOMB

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