Just a normal messed up day

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Shinsou: Uhm...Dadzawa? We may have a serious problem at home...

PikaPikaBoi: Uh oh- This isn't gonna end up well

Shinsou: As much as I'd like to disagree, it's not going to end up well

Aizawa: ...

Shinsou: I accidentally brainwashed a spider. It was kinda funny so I was messing with the spider. Then, I took it inside because it was cold and...

Aizawa: Mic screamed.

Shinsou: Correct.

Aizawa: The house collasped

Shinsou: Also correct.

Aizawa: You, Mic, and most of our stuff is okay but your spider is almost dead.

Shinsou: Yeah, that's the emergency. I tried to call an ambulance for the spider but they hung up. We're losing him.

Aizawa: ...

Uraraka: You could move into our dorm for the time being!

Aizawa: Seriously?

Midoriya: Yeah! We have a few extra rooms! We just have to kick Mineta out of his and we'll have enough!

Aizawa: On it

Mineta: You can't do that!

Aizawa: Watch me

Dabi: Leedle leedle lee dee

Dabi: Having to listen to My Little Pony is torture

Tokoyami: What a mad banquet of darkness

Dabi: More like a mad banquet of happiness

Hawks: What doES THAT MEAN

Dabi: Cool your jets

Hawks: Shut up.

PikaPikaBoi: Oh- mood.

Hawks: Shut up you ruined doughnuts for me

PikaPikaBoi: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM SORRY

Hawks: >:(

Dabi: I just saw on the news that Hawks favorite KFC closed down

Hawks: How'd you change it to the news?

Dabi: I threw my bowl at the TV

Hawks: ...

Dabi: And I threw my spoon at the guard.

Hawks: I'm coming over with a real meal instead of the crap they're feeding you

Kittysuki: Hawks is too nice to Dabi

Dabi: He is. I'd rather eat the slop than be a problem for birdie

Hawks: I have a free day today

Dabi: Then relax and don't bring me anything. I know your boss is an asshole and won't let you have another free day for a while

FlamingElsa: Whos your boss?

Hawks: Your biological father

FlamingElsa: Take the free day

Hawks: But-

Dabi: If you bring food, I'll throw it at the TV.

Hawks: ...

Kittysuki: I'm bored. I want to do something stupid.

Sero: Kirishima is stupid today. Do him

Kittysuki: FIRST OF ALL STICKY BITCH, KIRISHIMA IS THE BEST BOY. SECOND, IF YOU HAVEN'T BACKREAD I'M BASICALLY A BOTTOM

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