My Hero Academia Group Chat

Happy Little Secret

Shinsou: I need some (serious) advice

Dabi: What's up?

Mina: What's happening?

Koda: ?

Shinsou: So as none of you know, I'm in a secret relationship

Mina: Who is it?

Shinsou: I'll give you 3 clues

Shinsou: Copycat

Shinsou: 1B

Shinsou: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

Mina: ?

Aoyama: Monoma-kun~

Dabi: Who?

Mina: WHAT?!

Aizawa: Excuse me what the fuck?

Shinsou: The frenchypieceofsh!t is right

Aizawa: Mic owes me 5 dollars, I knew it

Kittysuki: WHAT?! YOUR DATING THAT CREEPY AS FUCK BOY?

Shinsou has added HappyLittleSecret to the chat

HappyLittleSecret: What is this? I swear I didn't eat your last slice of cake but I'm at the store buying more. You covering for me?

Shinsou: Well this is a group chat

HappyLittleSecret: What? Hold up

Kittysuki: You didn't have to invite him

HappyLittleSecret: Oh

HappyLittleSecret: OH

Shinsou: I know you don't like the class but it's fine

HappyLittleSecret: I have to

HappyLittleSecret added HardassSteel

HardassSteel: Whats up dudes

Kirishima: BRO

HardassSteel: DUDE

Kittysuki: Excuse me but who gave you permission to do that

HappyLittleSecret: Me, Myself, and I. Case closed.

Shinsou: MY POINT IS: Monoma has calmed down since camp so I'd like everyone to become friends and all that My Little Pony shit

HappyLittleSecret: I just bought chocolate cake but I'm turning around 'cause I didn't get animal crackers and I need to check if you liked chocolate

Shinsou: Chocolate's good thanks!

Mina: I ship them so they're allowed 

HappyLittleSecret: Cool but it's hard texting with cake and animal crackers

Shinsou: Then stop texting

HappyLittleSecret: Oh shit-

Shinsou: If you dropped the cake I'll murder you

HappyLittleSecret: Nah. But I'm about to murder a guy for slapping it out my hand

Shinsou: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A HERO DAMNIT

HappyLittleSecret: Welp Almight found me and is buying more cake and stopping me from beating his ass

Shinsou: I forgot about the shrimp dude

Aizawa: MIC

Mic: Whats going on?

Aizawa: Our son has a fucking boyfriend

Mic: I didn't believe in his antisocial ass

Shinsou: Why is Mic acting like the crippling depressed cat man?

Aizawa: He's mad about being stuck in the cabinet for so long

Shinsou: My bad

Dabi: I'm lost

HardassSteel: So am I. I knew they were dating but not that Shinsou was so mean to his dad

Shinsou: Mic ate a bunch of food just as I was washing dishes so I'd have more to do so I shoved him in the cabinet with a pair of quirk erasing handcuffs. Try me bitch

HardassSteel: Sheesh

Aizawa: Aside from my child's mental problems, how'd you guys even meet?

HardassSteel: Buckle up! 

Shinsou: StOp

HardassSteel: So one day I was walking down the hallway and I heard rustling in the storage closet and I found Shinsou and Monoma inside playing Uno. So after that, I began regularly checking the closet. One time, I found them roleplaying Chat Noir and Viperion. I didn't question it until I realized that Luka and Adrien are shipped together as one of the best gay ships in that series. The next week, they were making out and yesterday I ended up seeing my dude and his boyfriend 1 second apart from doing the  n a s t y  if you know what I mean

Shinsou: I'm going to murder you. You better hide fucker

HappyLittleSecret: ;)

Shinsou: StOoOOOOOp

Aizawa: C A L L E D    I T

Shinsou: I'm putting a stop to all social interaction except for my bf.

FlamingElsa: Well fuck I was enjoying watching Shinsou from across the room. His face is redder than Hawks wings 

Shinsou: ┌П┐(►˛◄')!

FlamingElsa: Ouch

HardassSteel: I would say sorry but he'd tell me to stab myself 1000 times then climb up a mountain and throw myself off

Shinsou: Not a bad idea!

HardassSteel: Oh shit

Aizawa: Ok I hear footsteps so I'm going to investigate.

HardassSteel: HE'S TRYING TO GET ME TO SAY SOMETHING! HELP!

Aizawa: Time to intervene