Shitposting w/ Hawks and Hitoshi

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((I'm gonna keep updating  more frequently because in have no life in lock-down. I'm depressed and edgy as fuck so I'm going to write more.))


DontEatKFC: ITS TIME FOR SHITPOSTING FOR ALL YOU SHITS

DontEatKFC: I saw a goose in the park. It threw its head back and then screeched at a person. It's my brother now and I'm naming it Blasty McSplodeSplode after that dude in the sports tournament who screamed loud as fuck and had to be chained.

Lil' Bomb-Spoon: EXCUSE YOU FUCKER

FlamingElsa: The bomb-spoon IS the dude in the tournament 

Aizawa: Hawks please tell me you didn't sneak in Endeavor's vodka

DontEatKFC: You want me to lie?

FlamingElsa: WTH? WTF?

Aizawa: Hawks and Endeavor are friend/enemies 

DontEatKFC: Plus, I love a good vodka. Unlike, Elsa's father when I'm drunk I scam peeps with memes and eat chicken nuggets.

DontEatKFC: As a Guardians of the Galaxy member once said "He may be your father, but he ain't your daddy" or sumething like that

FlamingElsa: Who's my daddy then? I'm not calling them daddy.

DontEatKFC: I'll adopt you, you emotionally destroyed fuck

FlamingElsa: I've never even seen you in person

Aizawa: Riight. Hawks your invited to come here, watch Disney movies, and stuff your gut with pizza.

DontEatKFC: Yaay! I can eat pizza and adopt my emotionally destroyed child!

FlamingElsa: I like this guy already. BTW, I prefer Depressed Child

DontEatKFC: I cant help you with depression. Someone call the Mighty-Beanz to help him

Lil' Bomb-Spoon: This is fucking amusing but who are the mighty-beanz

DontEatKFC: Smol-Might the spicy bean-o hero and his trainer All-Might the buff cream puff and/or legendary lemon square

Midoriya: I'M A SPICY BEAN-O! >:3

FlamingElsa: Your damn right

Shinsou: Its time to make Todoroki burst into flames so I can roast these marshmallows I bought! 

DontEatKFC: Whos dis kid?

Shinsou: AHEM

Shinsou: When Todoroki was high off pineapples he said "I love Smol-Might! He's such a cinnamon roll! His hugs are the best and he always smells like candy. I think I'm in love~"

Todoroki: JFWOKFNHWOKFHIWIFGBKWFIGWFBEIFCNWSFNWFLHWJKFGBEFG

Shinsou: Thanks for the flare Tododododo. I'm heading over with my marshmallows

Uraraka: Uh guys

Shinsou: Whats up Urararararakakakaka?

DontEatKFC: What going down Urarararararakakakakaka?

Uraraka: Midoriya turned red and I think either he fainted or he's in a state of shock.

DontEatKFC: SoMeOnE GO RESURRECT SMOL-MIGHT'S GAY ASS

Shinsou: WHAT HE SAID

PikaPikaBoi: ON IT

DontEatKFC: I'm stopping at a bar because I just saw Mic fortnite dancing on a table and I'm gonna join him for 5 bucks (his offer)

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