*le Death Note falls from the sky and lands on Candy Cane's head*
Candy Cane: OW! The hell!? *looks down* ._.
*Candy Cane picks up Death Note*
Candy Cane: A Death Note? Right outside Freddy Fazbears? How? *flips through a page*
Candy Cane: Whoever's name is written in this note shall die... yeah yeah yeah I've seen the anime so I know how it works. But does it actually? *looks around and walks to his place*
*Candy Cane grabs a pen and flips through a blank page on the Death Note*
Candy Cane: Hm... who should I try it on?
*Toy Bonnie aka Bon walks in*
Bon: Hey Candy Cane!
*Candy Cane hides the Death Note*
Candy Cane: Hi Bon. What do you want?
Bon: Heh. Can I tell you something?
Candy Cane: Sure.
Bon: *licks Candy Cane's neck*
Candy Cane: DUDE WHAT THE HELL!? *immediately grabs Death Note and writes Bon's name in it*
a few seconds later
Bon: *le die of heart attack*
Candy Cane: *le breathes sigh of relief* Good. I hate when people lick me. But why did he have to lick my neck!? Out of all places, WHY THE NECK!?!?!? Plus he was annoying anyway. Why do people like licking me so much? Especially dudes, like Foxy and Casey! I don't get it! Do they like the taste of candy canes? If so, that's just.... ugh... what if they licked the forbidden spot down in my area? Wait WHY AM I THINKING OF THAT THAT'S JUST GROSS!
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FNAF Spoofie Spoofs
AcakMy OCs will be in here so yea. Lyric pranks might be on here. Texts also will be on here so mhm. Fangames and parodies too.
