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THIRTEEN

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"Hey vlog, so today me and my crazy, toxic ass boyfriend are going on a road trip with his funny nut ass friends!" I move the camera around showing everyone.

"There is Bree, Fat, Jrock, Nipsey, and Ice." They wave, looking all dumb.
(Some are made up lmao.)

"We are on our way to... nowhere, just around the globe. I was kinda forced, but it shouldn't be too bad." i roll my eyes.

"Shut da' hell up. Ain't nobody force you, you just didn't want to willingly come, so we dragged yo' ass out the house." Roddy spoke.

"Anyways, i need to pee. They won't stop the car!" I frown.

"Eww Bree, yo' feet stink. Get them knubs away from me!" Jrock groaned.

I pause the recording just looking at them.

"Why can't yall just act white and significant for once?" I beg.

"OKayy, dang. Nutahh' video. Want to be caucasian so bad."Fat mugged.

"I'm a youtuber now, get it correct." I said.

I turn my camera back on, " So were going to play a game called "Smack or Facts" Just without the cocaine." I smile.

"I never agreed to this." Fat shook his head.

Well I did bum.

"First question for Fattyyy, When was I born?" I ask.

"I don't know, damnit!"

I punched his neck before looking back at the camera.

He was all wheezing . Your okay.

"Next question for Roddy, Where did I graduate?" I ask.

"I don't know, and you better not touch me .." he rolls his eyes.

Yes you do.

"I graduated in church ." I punched his stomach all hard making him gag.

He grabbed my hand bending my fingers in the other direction making me scream out in pain.

Muscles all cracking.

"You ain't graduate from no church." Fat laughed.

"Yes I did, Jrock didn't I graduate from church?"I question.

"Hell yea. I remember you got kicked out of night school , and went to church. Brought a graduate certificate and all." They looked at him like he was dumb.

Best lying for me and all.

"I know you guys are wondering why are we going out when covid-19 is in the air? Well we're being safe. We have the windows closed so know contaminated air could come into the vehicle. If you have a problem, let me know , because I'll cough on you bitch." I turned off the camera.

"Thee ghetto . Was that the ending? I'm sick of you pulling out that rusty ass camera thinking you caucasian." Bree rolled her eyes.

That's why you fat and your arms hairy.

"First of all, I don't like how your talking to me right now . I will cough on you." I point out.

"Girl shut the fuck up. You ain't bout shit. I'll get that girl on quarantine radio to show you her titty." I suck my teeth.

That bitch is dirty for showing her saggy wobbly ass titties.

My bae, Tory,not trying to go back to jail.

"Bruh, when is quarantine radio coming back? I'm getting on ." I said .

My ass bounce, they not gonna be able to take the heat.

"You not getting on no damn Instagram radio ." Roddy spoke.

The hell I am.
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"Quarantine Radio,Quarantine, Quarantine, Quarantine Radio." Tory's speaker mocked on live.

I immediately put the peach down, requesting to join.

"We will be getting lit in 5, 4,3,2,1. I need all the beautiful ladies to drop the peach emoji in the comment section." He hit the blunt.

I put the emoji down with quickness. Was definitely the first😝.

He requested for me to join his live. I started geeking.

I'm really about to become famous.

I accept and join in.

••

Hola, what y'all on ?

I got me a luh friend . She cool. I fucks wit her.

She should hate me though. I respond so late.

Quarantine Radio back😝!!

I'm def geeked sl.

Kash doing her thang, like whatttt?

Anyways, how y'all feel about Roddy having a baby?

I'm lowkey mad, because why not me ?

I'm happy for him though, he's happy and like awe.

Grown man stuff😩.

Him so sexc though. He could've been with me!

-SkinnyAssCashIsOut🤝