𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐡||𝐌𝐲𝐚
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 .
"What's good fake youtube! Today I'm going to do my skincare routine. It was highly requested-"
"Wasn't shit requested, im sick of you lying about you being famous." I rolled my eyes, sick of being cut off.
"Let me make my video!!!!" I scream.
"aight, whatever you say." Fat laughed.
lol, suhmadick.
"As i was saying before i got rudely cut off by this big as animal, I'm doing my skincare routine." I fakely smile.
" First were going to start off with cleansing. I use African Black Soap. This is the REAL kind. Not the shea moisture shit." I apply the brown, rough texture soap to my face.
"Now i have my spin brush, and i'm just going to spin that all around my face." I do just that.
" Okay, rinse that off with COLD water, then you want to apply the aloe vera to your face and let that sit for 10 to 15 minutes." I say as i apply the green leaf to my face.
I cut the camera off waiting 25 minutes.
" I watched my grandpa save pennies.." I mumble.
really my song, kentrell lowkey did his shit with this album.
"That song a s s. Fuck you on?" fat spoke.
"Where is Roddy, why are you still hereeeee!!!?" I drag out the 'e'.
He rolled his eyes slowly, looking like a little bum.
After the 25 minutes, I turned my camera back on.
"aight lil bumpy whores, NOW, you rinse that off with cold water and use the white paddy thing, pour the witch hazel and lemon mixture on there, now rub ya' acne infected face. After that your done." I do that then cut the camera off applying shea butter to my face.
They don't need to know all the stuff i use for my face. Shea butter is MY secret ingredient.
I cut the camera back on, " So that's the end of this nutass video. Its kinda short, but who gives a fliping fuck? If you have something to say, I bite bitches, thanks.>" I fake smile, throwing the deuces.
I love being a youtuber.
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"roddy, do you kill people?" I ask.
"Why? Fuck all this coming from?"He raised his brow. Eyes not leaving his phone.
"ANswer my question!." I lowkey shout.
I was being serious, this is something i want to know.
"Yes, happy? Hell ? Don't yell at me Mariah."He spoke in a warning tone.
Fuck that warning.
"your going to hell..." I frown.
"Straight to hell." He laughed.
Shits not funny, murderer.
"Your laughing like it's really funny. Word to. Tomorrow we're going to church. And Tomorrow is sunday. I refuse to go to hell and burn." I Spoke in all seriousness.
"yea ight, i aint going." He chuckled.
Uh, yes you are...
Out of reflex, i punch his nose.
I swear, it was a reflex.
"What the fuck Mariah?!? What's going on with you?" I stood up, angry.
"I said your going." I said harshly.
" NO, I'm NOT." He grabbed his phone headed upstairs.
::
"Praise the lord everybody!" The paster spoke through the microphone.
"praise the lord." Everybody mumbled.
" I SAid Praise the Lord everybody!!!!" He yelled out.
"PRAISE THE LORD!!!" We all shouted.
Roddy sat next to me in a nice Plaid shirt and some jeans. I wore a nice fitted dress. I was a little too smiley.
It was around 10 AM, and so far, im loving this.
It feels... so spiritual.
"Today, god has spoke to me about a certan individual in this room. He has sinned,lied, and broke all 12 commandments. God has spoken to me! If your here with me today, can i get an AMEN?!" The paster shouted.
I looked at Roddy, he look uncomfortable.
"Today is the day, god has made!"
"Amen'" Roddy spoke lowly from beside me.
He must be feelin the spirit!.
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Hiii guyssss! Cash is back :). Yall miss me? I seen you little whore commenting on this book, so ya' must miss little ole' Cash 🥰.
I miss you guys too!! I've been having bad writers block, but its getting better. Just need a few ideas for the next chapter, thats all.
I feel like the last part aint really make sense, so if you don't get it, you will in the future. Trust me. The end is going to be crazyyyy. I can't wait until i get to the end of this book, because i already have ideas for the squel lol.
Yall nottt readyyyy, but get intooo ittttt...
Drop some ideas in the comment section for the next chapter :).
-SkinnyAssCashIsOutchea
