Chapter 2

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"Yes mom, I understand"
I rolled my eyes.
"Ok,ok whatever! IM A GROWN WOMAN!!"
"sorry..."
She hung up. Well it seems to me I have a road trip, all the way to Pennsylvania, let me add in the snow. You know this doesn't sound fun anymore. Maybe I could say I'm sick, or I have herpes or something. They'll never believe that, I freaking have 9 cats. "Screw my life", my head just kept thinking that over and over again. Well I began to pack for the "12 days of crappiness". (See what I did there, I crack myself up) I didn't really know what to bring. In Cali it's always 90 degrees. I haven't been to Pennsylvania in 5 years. I called my mom, again.
"Hey mom"
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"Yah, uh what do I need?"
"30 degrees!!! Wht the..."
"Mom I wasn't going to say it"
"Uh bye"
Oh my god. I'm in for this for 12 days. Sounds like indeed fun to me. I wish my parents lived in Florida since their old and stuff. After you retire your suppose to buy a nice condo off the coast of Cocoa beach. No. My parents live in 30 ft of snow. Good. Old. Cold. PA. I sat down for a minute and began to think. Crap. ALL OF MY FAMILY WILL BE THERE!! I have nothing accomplished since I left. The only thing I probably won was an award for dropping out if college. Shiz. I haven't told my parents. I can not go, maybe I could say car troubles. Or I got hit by a bus... That may work. Doubt it. I can't think of anything... I can just make up something of the top of my head. That ALWAYS works. (Notice my sarcasm). I began to pack again. Putting in coats that looked like marshmallows. Packing boots that went up to my knee caps. Uhg what a great way to start christmas.

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