Patrick: Good morning, my name is Mr. Star, but you may call be Professor Star.
SpongeBob: Can you write it on the board?
Patrick: Sure.
(Patrick writes "It" on the board)
Patrick: Now, the starfish is known for its really nice smell...
SpongeBob: Excuse me Professor Star, but you're here to teach us about driving a boat.
(Patrick gets a toy boat out)
Patrick: Um... okay, what do you call... the... er... front of the boat?
SpongeBob: I know! I know! The bow!
Patrick: Wrong. I call it the front.
(Patrick points to its right side)
Patrick: And this is called the right side. No one knows why.
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? What about the starboard?
Patrick: You mean like this?
(Patrick has a board nailed to his head)
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HumorBased on the story form SpongeBob SquarePants: Comic Crazy... Take 2! SpongeBob has a surprise substitute at Boating School.
