Patrick: Okay, what do you do first?
SpongeBob: Um, check the mirrors?
Patrick: No, floor it.
(SpongeBob starts the boat)
SpongeBob: Why aren't we going anywhere?
Patrick: Who knows? Maybe you have to put it in gear or something.
(SpongeBob begins driving and the pizza box flies out)
Patrick: Barnacles! There was still some cheese on that box!
(SponggeBob gulps)
SpongeBob: Gah!! Which whay should I go on the practice course?!?
Patrick: There's a practice course?
(SpongeBob and Patrick head towards Squidward, carrying groceries)
Patrick: Now, remember what I said about turning?
SpongeBob: Patrick, I think...
Patrick: You use the directional signal... then scream "Out of my way!"
(Squidward screams)
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward!
(SpongeBob and Patrick head towards Jellyfish Fields)
SpongeBob: We're heading right for those jellyfish! What should I do?
Patrick: When things look scary, just close your eyes!
(SpongeBob and Patrick keep getting stung)
SpongeBob: This is less scary, but how do I know which way to go?
Patrick: Try to smell some food and steer toward that.
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HumorBased on the story form SpongeBob SquarePants: Comic Crazy... Take 2! SpongeBob has a surprise substitute at Boating School.
