(Patrick gets in a fake boat)
Patrick: Now, pay attention. I want to turn. What should I do?
SpongeBob: Turn on your directional signal?
Patrick: No, I yell "Everybody out of my way!"
SpongeBob: Professor Star, as someone who's taken this class 38 times, I'm sure you're wrong about-
Patrick: Pop quiz!
(Patrick hands out quiz papers)
Patrick: What's my name? What do you call the front of the boat? Am I the best teacher ever?
(Patrick hands back the papers, graded)
Patrick: Everyone did great! Except you, SpongeBob. I guess you're just really dumb.
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HumorBased on the story form SpongeBob SquarePants: Comic Crazy... Take 2! SpongeBob has a surprise substitute at Boating School.
