Fire to the Wind - Kurotsuki

Chapter 7 - Kuroo's Saviour

“Woah, this is super gay” Bokuto whispered.

“Yea, it feels like I’m watching porn right now” Hanamaki nodded with agreement.

Kuroo, Hanamaki, Matsukawa and Bokuto were all hiding behind the large bushes a small distance away from the Gazebo.

It was enough to watch Kenma and Hinata, but not overhear them. That might be intruding too much on their personal space.

Although...this didn’t seem any better, watching them from afar.

Hinata was pacing the gazebo as Kenma stood there, hands clasped in front of himself with a soft smile.

Hinata stopped walking and turned to look at Kenma, cheeks red, eyes blinking rapidly.

He scratched the back of his head, eyes scattering to look at the gazebos floorboards.

“This is so sweet I might die from hyperglycemia” Kuroo mumbled.

“I wish I brought a camera” Matsukawa whispered, eyes peeking a little more around the shrubbery for a better look.

Kuroo watched as Bokuto smoothed his finger over the fake handlebar mustache adorning his lips as one side threatened to peel off.

Kuroo’s own black fake mustache hung above his lip.

Hanamaki and Matsukawa had matching goatees and twirled mustaches.

“Hey, is mine lopsided?” Bokuto asked, turning to Kuroo and pointing at his mustache.

It was thick, grey, and stuck down his chin.

“Dude, perfection” Kuroo kissed the tips of his fingers in a chef's kiss.

“But keep it down, they’ll hear you”.

“Who invited you?” Hanamaki cocked an eyebrow at Bokuto.

Because really, he was the loudest in the group and the most likely to blow their not very well planned cover.

Bokuto only stuck his tongue out in defiance, pulling his bottom eyelid with a finger.

“Wait, what’s the point of disguises if we’re just going to hide anyway?” Kuroo hissed at Hanamaki.

“Don’t ask me, this wasn’t my idea” he rolled his eyes, thumbing over at Matsukawa, who merely winked.

“Kenma is gonna know it’s us if he sees us” Kuroo shakes his head.

“Here” Matsukawa reached into his robes, pulling out a pair of dangle earrings.

They looked like two large coins and definitely were previously bought as a prop gag sometime.

“Ah, it’s like i'm a whole new person” Kuroo clipped them onto his ears.

From the sides of the shrubs they were behind, they saw how Hinata had now taken Kenmas hands into his own, and was looking to speak very excitedly.

“Gayyy” Matsukawa drawled.

“Hey, it's okay if they say no homo” Hanamaki stroked a hand down his goatee a few times.

“That doesn't look like it's gonna happen” Kuroo shuffled around, repositioning his crouch.

“Well are they both wearing socks?” Bokuto asked, tilting his head.

“Oh my god, no, they aren't!” Hanamaki stage whispered.

“I feel like a mother watching my child grow up,” Matsukawa fake sniffed.

“I feel like a mother watching my child get it on with another child” Kuroo grimaced.