( bitchpad won't let me add gifs imma fight )
i. "someone looks ready to kill me."
ii. "i'm sorry, did i steal the spotlight? you were boring anyway."
iii. "put the gun down, you're not going to shoot."
iv. "oh bloody hell, are you always so annoying?"
v. "mention my sister one more time and i will personally carve your eyeballs out and feed them to the prisoners in the basement."
vi. "oh i'm sorry, did you want me to treat your wounds? i thought you wanted me to poke them."
vii. "go be annoying elsewhere."
viii. "ew, your face is ugly."
ix. "i'm not harassing you, you just happen to keep being in places i'm at and therefore i talk to you."
x. "you're dramatic. and ugly. and dramatic, did i mention that?"
xi. "have a cryfest, it will only make you more pathetic."
xii. "are you as annoying as you look?"
xiii. "if i wanted you dead, your body would already be rotting downstairs in a cell. i just want to know what kind of coffee you use."
xiv. "tea is such a stereotype and i hate it."
xv. "you brought me food. that's suspicious."
