One day, Harry styles was walking the streets of London and heard someone call Out "Harry!"
He turned around and sat down in the street to cry. A fan came up and to him and threw a cup of toe gummies on his head. He sat there and cried.
*time jump 10 minutes later*
He got off the ground and accidentally ate a toe gummy. He cried as the crisp taste of skin and cherry watermelon sugar flooded his taste buds. He ran home and wrote two songs.
Louis called him on FaceTime and said hara bara I miss you. Then louis noticed, Harry was crying into a pillow and secretly eating... something...?
"Harry what is that?" Louis said, breaking down into tears.
Harry shuddered, sniffled, then said "nothing, I- I- uh am just enjoy this new uh vitamin..."
Louis wiped his eyes and smiled, "ayy my baby is one healthy boy!"
Harry didn't know what to say, so he just said "so hows our son, Freddie?" Just then, Freddie came over and said "hi dad! Hi other dad!" And Louis kicked him until he left while screaming "this is daddy's special time!" Then Harry ate more toe gummies.
What was going on??
