"Evil" King. (A Bowser Tale)

Koopa Kingdom-Present Day

Bowser sat on his throne, eyes vacant while he was deep in thought. He watched as even Ignatius and Spikeasaurus finally got girls, and wondered if he could get a decent girlfriend too. He fidgeted in his chair, squirming. The thought of meeting a pretty girl was beyond him, none the less dating one. Bowser stood up, and went up to Ignatius.

"Iggy, how can I find a beauty like your girlfriend? I'm not the most intelligent person when it comes to finding girls...." Bowser looked ashamed, blushing gently. He hated blushing.

"Well, uhm, you could go to the local bar.... The Lava Pit. You could meet someone there, or the fountain here in town....Either one of those, as they'd be your best bet." Ignatius cuddled his nerdy beauty, who was blushing from Bowser's compliment.

"N...Now....I...I'm not that pretty am I?" Tricera giggled, adjusting her glasses.

"Well, yes. Yes you are. Ignatius found himself the perfect girlfriend... w...well...if you'd excuse me, I'm going to go get ready...." Bowser smiled, walking up the steps to his bed chambers. He looked through his closet and found a snazzy leather jacket with spikes on the buckles, he decided not to wear a shirt...to impress. He threw on a pair of biker pants and slipped on his spiked belt, he put on a pair of intimidating spiked boots and slicked his hair back, he corn rowed three braids on each side, grinning into the mirror. He freshened his breath, and sprayed some axe on him. He then walked out of the castle, and walked downtown to the  local bar. He walked through the door, and sat on a stool.

"Oh! My Liege! What can I get for you?" The bartender grinned as he cleaned a shot glass.

"Vodka, straight Vodka." Bowser smiled, checking out the bartender. He leaned over the counter to smack his ass when the bartender  bent over. Bowser didn't care what gender, he would date both.... And boy, was this bartender a cutie, you could tell he was flamboyantly gay and proud of it.

"Oh! My...My king! You like to play rough!" The bartender blushed as he got Bowser his drink. Bowser spotted a beautiful platinum blonde girl dancing all by herself, shaking her money maker to the beat.

"Indeed....now...how exactly does one approach a girl? You're very feminine yourself, and I do wish to know.... maybe I'll have a present in store for you afterwards....a nice reward." Bowser smirked as the bartender squeaked.

"My name's Gora, and uhm...well....I think you should carefully walk up to her, and ask if you may dance with her...Once done, you should offer to buy her a couple drinks and loosen her up a bit. Get to know eachother a little. Wait....You're watching Princess Storm, aren't you? Ohh boy. She's a firecracker, she has this magic in her bloodstream that controls weather. Not only this, but she's a hardhearted party girl.....Although she never hooks up with anyone, she loves to dance....Getting her heart or in her pants is going to be hard, though, no one ever has tried. Storm Lakitu is her name...." Gora sighed as he set Bowser's drink on the table, and watched the king down it. Bowser was determined to get this girl's attention, maybe her number, or even her attraction. He was star struck, he had never seen such a beauty before in his life.

"She's a Princess, eh? Of where?" Bowser looked at Gora with determination in his eyes.

"Of Clouding City. They quite literally all live up in the clouds." Gora smiled, and watched as Bowser approached Storm.

"Hey, sweetie, what are you doing dancing by your lonesome? It's more fun dancing with another person...May I be that other person? " Bowser smiled at the princess, who grinned in return.

"My my...look at you. Having balls enough to approach me. Mm...I suppose, after all....you're smokin'... I'll give you a shot. This should be fun."

"Heh...Storm, you're quite a celebrity around here...and gorgeous too………" Bowser grinned, as a slow dance song started playing.

"You know the drill, big boy. I hope you know how to dance." The princess flipped her curly hair and giggled as bowser held her close, spinning her gracefully. He leaned her down, and then back up. They both smiled, and laughed when one of them messed up. They both felt sparks, dancing pretty much all night, resting to get drinks. Finally, they were both tipsy, and Bowser decided Storm was too tired and goofy to walk. He picked her up and carried her.

"Where's your home, exactly? " Bowser looked down at the princess, who was dozing off.

"Uhm...uhm..well...i usually crash in the Nightclubs....you....can take me to your home if you want....I was exiled from my kingdom years ago....My mother only wanted power, and I was in the way of her getting it... She wanted me dead..but...my father exiled me instead,so...I...could live....." The princess's voice faded out, as she drifted to sleep. Bowser smiled, and while the princess slept, he kissed her. He carried her home, and walked up the castle steps. He laid Storm in his bed once he got up the stairway to his bedroom. He covered her in his blankets, and smiled.

"My my, bringing a girl home on your first night? You mack daddy you...What's her name?" Whispered Ignatius, who gently patted Bowser's back.

"Princess Storm Lakitu."

"THE Princess Storm? You really are a Mack Daddy. I'm proud of you." Ignatius was Bowser's cousin through his father, but Bowser thought of him as an uncle. Bowser beamed, stroking the girl's hair while she slept. He slept next to her, holding her close, feeling complete next to the beauty.