He bite me.
He wants me to be his fiance.
He's following me everywhere!
He showed up everywhere.
He showed up under my bed.
I closed my eyes to sleep and–
"Goodnight, Shannon."
"WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
He showed up under the dining table.
"Nom nom nom—"
"Mind giving me fresh meat, Shannon?"
"WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
He showed up under the couch.
(Laughing while watching TV)
(Someone laugh under the couch)
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
He showed up in the bathroom.
"La,la,la,la,la~"
"Oops."
Agad akong lumingon at nakita s'yang nakatingin sa katawan ko.
"WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
He showed up in my closet.
"GET OUT!"
"NO! Oh what's this? It looks cute."
Agad naginit ang pisngi ko.
"That's my panty, pervert!"
Ngumisi ito sa'kin.
"This is what you use to cover your pearl– AAAAHHH!!"
"WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Behind the door.
"Hi Shannon."
"WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
He showed up everywhere! And I hate it.
But he's always there when I need help,
He's here when I'm sad,
He's here when I'm alone.
He's here when no one wants to be here, with me.
"Trevor Shenorypirinome."
"You're calling me?"
