Our Cliché Forbidden Love Story [Kaoru Hiitachin x NonBinary!Reader]

With Volumes Left To Choose

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The second the bell rings, you already have your hands slammed on Caroline's desk. You have a plan. A very elaborate plan that will surprise everyone. A plan so stupid that it only works in a cliché shojou anime. And well, guys gals and NonBinary pals, this is a fanfiction based on a cliché shojou anime so it's garuntee going to work.

"Caroline, I need to borrow your dress and a violin. Or a viola. Both work."

Kids flood out of the classroom and one student comes in. Delilah. So that's how she showed up yesterday despite not being in your class. She walks up to the conversation you initiated, severely confused.   

"You're not wearing my dress!"

"Come on, I need it! Besides, I'll tell you all the details of what's happening after I'm done. You'll be the very first to know what's happening with the Host Club."

"What's happening with the Host Club?"

"Not now Delilah! Okay, so there's no way I'm letting you wear my dress but I can let you borrow my older brother's Violin. He's in the school's Symphonic Orchestra But also super lazy, he won't notice that it's gone."

"Thanks."

"Wait, why do you need Caroline's dress (name)?"

" 'Cause Kyoya banned me from seeing the twins, but doesn't know that I know that he banned me, so I'm going to dress up as a girl and flirt with the twins and make a huge scene. Then I'm going to pull a Cantarella, the Vocaloid song not the poison used to kill a Pope, and steal Kaoru away from the host club and not let him return until Kyoya gives in."

The girls look between eachother with their jaws dropped nearly to the floor. Caroline tanks up and just leaves. She just ends up leaving. Hopefully she's going to get that violin she promised you.

"Wait, but in the song Cantarella, doesn't the singer poison the girl and try to-"

"Okay yeah the song isn't perfect. And I'm not going to poison Kaoru. In fact, you could argue that I already have him poisoned."

"How?"

"He's fallen in love with me."

Delilah nods in understanding, now smiling a bit to herself. She suddenly grabs your hand and begins pulling you out of the room. The hallways aren't neatly as crowded as they are in the mornings. She opens a locker swiftly and pulls out one of her spare uniforms. Nobody in the hallway seems to care. All the girls are upstairs anyways. Well, all except Delilah and Caroline.

"Thanks Delilah."

"Anytime. Now go get dressed. You might want to do you hair differently if you're trying to disguise yourself. I'll get a few things from the cosmetics class and I'll meet you in the classroom."

~🧡~

You walk into the host club after paying for your time with thr Hitachiins. Delilah decided to come with you, but bailed last second to go see Haruhi. You can't  blame her. You've hidden Caroline's violin under your skirt as you walk over to the duplicate gingers. They're having a hushed conversation you cant quite hear.

When you approached them, they held out the chair for you. Good, they didn't recognize you. You sat down and they pushed the chair in for you, sitting across the table from you with coffee in their hand.

"My my, I don't beleive we've met."

"My my, then you aren't very perceptive, Hikaru."

You laughed to yourself as Hikaru seemed almost offended. He whipped his head over to Kaoru, who simply shrugged. You clapped your hands together, playing the peppy cliché anime girl, and brought upon your uprising.