O̴n̴e̴ ̴b̴i̴g̴ ̴u̴n̴i̴v̴e̴r̴s̴e̴-(jjba + y/n)

Fruity cocktail

Sitting with lisa Lisa, you both listened to Joseph and Caesar argue. 'Can you?"
"On it."
You came in between the two and they didn't notice, you smirked. Tazeing their sides, they both let out a sherik and then a wheeze. "Can y'all maybe shut up? Were trying to watch TV." You said seriously. They looked down at your smaller figure.
Joseph and Caesar cracked a grin. "Y/n why dont you smile, it'd be beautiful on a girl like you." Caesar winked, Joseph nodded. "Or dressed mwkre womanly. It'd show off that amazing body we've seen!" Joseph added, you rolled your eyes. "Yeah like I have a reason to smile anymore. Now shush- u made me miss a good part." You said walking back to the couch.

You got into this mess by.... Knowing a lot of research on the piller men. And Lisa Lisa found you as a friend and then asked you for help. Which was no problem. You have a sad past... Your family all spilt up. Due to a divorce, you don't know where your mom and Brother went, but dad and you split since your like 20. You also didn't like your over possessive mom. She tried to convince you to go with her, but your and adult. She even threatened you and your brother. And if your brother wasnt a baby youd be positive hed be with you right now.

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Joseph and Caesar did some plotting.
"But whens her birthday?" Jojo asked. Caesar shrugged. "Your asking me live I've known her longest.... Wait! Jojo let's go ask lisa Lisa!" Caesar said with a bright smile. "Yeah! Nicee!"

"No. She can tell you both. Thats her personal information." Lisa spoke, the two boys sighed in defeat. "At least her birthday???" Jojo asked. She sighed, "(numbers and month)" she said, the two gasped. "THATS SO CLOSE!!!" the two yelled. They wanted her to seem happy. "Alright... I have an idea Caesar!"

"your list of questions. And mine. Let's ask her at different times!" Joseph looked at Caesar and the two split. Caesar was first.
"Ciao y/n, i have a question for you?" He asked standing in your door way. You turned to him. "Shoot."
"Whats something you have always wanted?" He asked, you thought. "Um... Like, ummm..." You couldn't think between items or things you'd like back, so you said two of them. "I liked a stuffed animal. Or a family either one." You said, he nodded and gave a small smile before leaving.
About another hour later, Joseph came in to ask a question. "What's a good cake flavor?" He asked at your doorway. "(Flavor) but I don't mind any flavor." you said writing down stuff. He nodded and left. The boys visited every hour, your surprised you got work done, or not annoyed.
You had also forgotten about your birthday. It was never important to you.

"Alright. So she said---" Joseph read his answers. Caesar the same. Looking over the store. Walmart is gonna make some cash. They told Lisa lisa they wanted to surprise y/n, and she said...

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"Oh thats sweet. She hasn't celebrated that in years! I'll do cake preparations and keeping her busy." She said and the boys then ran to Walmart.
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Joseph grabbing many many hoodies he thought youd like, Caesar looking at plushies. Picking out two. They bought much more than that too. They both got to the car at different times. Caesar waited in the passenger seat, soon Joseph in the drivers. "Did we get EVERYTHING?" He asked, Caesar nodded. "I believe so. I hope she likes my gift, had to wait in a 10 minute line.." Caesar said with a tired sigh. "I'm sure shell enjoy these, if lisa Lisa said that she hasn't celebrated in years.. Shell like this." Joseph said lifting Caesars spirit.

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"Lisa! No i really think-" she insisted on to go have a girls day out. "Y/n you've been so cooped up in your room studying. Please?" Lisa lisa said, with a sigh you both walked into a nail and hair salon.
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"Yo that cake looks so good...." Joseph was about to take a bite, but Caesar slapped his hand away. "Thats gross Joseph. Just wait a few hours. We can at least bag or box these.." Caesar said setting the bags down.

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"Ohhh y/n, thats a good choice. I like the white fading to sliver." Lisa said with a towel on her head. Y/n chuckled. "Yeah, this isn't all that bad..." you said, lisa Lisa did a small gasp, you looked at her. "Also y/n, happy birthday." she said with a smile, causing you to have a small one. "Thanks!" You said relaxing into the chair.

Meanwhile
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"WHAT- YOU- NAH SHES 21 RIGHT?" Joseph panicked. He had brought many many drinks, to have you loosen up. Caesar saw that lisa Lisa had gotten a 25 candle on the cake. The two started laughing. "hey I bet you won't make the five into a one by eating it?" Caesar betted. "How much?"
"13 bucks." Joseph grabbed the 5. Caesar had the cash in hand. Joseph slowly put the five into his mouth. The door then opened. And since the two was the lit, and the only light source.... All y/n could see was a Joseph hovering over the cake putting the 5 in his mouth. you chuckled. Lisa lisa turend on the lights. "JOSEPH!" she yelled, Caesar and him laughing and snorting. You saw the cake and gifts. They looked at you and yelled. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" you smiled at their little setup. It almost even brought tears to your eyes, "see shes pretty when she smiles. Suzie Q came and handed you a piece of cake. "Birthday cake flavor onna birthday cake. I love that haha." You started laughing.

That night was good, you drank and ate the amazing cake. Playing wii sports and cards against humanity... You opened all of your presents. You smiled and cried at a few of them. "Here we also got you something wed think you'd like." Joseph said handing you a box. you nodded opening it. There was a scarf like Josephs and you got a belt looking like Caesars head band. It was really cute and meaningful. You smiled at the two. you starting crying. This shocked the boys, but they had a soft smile plasterered on their face. "This means alot.... Thanks guys.." You said looking at all of them. They smiled. "NOW! toast to y/n being 21!!" Caesar said holding up his wine glass, lisa holding up her champagne glass, Joseph with his beer bootle. You raised your cocktail and yelled. "CHEERS!"

That night was amazing. Throwing the wii remote at Joseph when he won a game of boxing, or snorting when you beat everyone at cards against humanity.

You all went to bed late that night. Sitting in your room, a bit tipsy. You look at all your gifts, smiling, "thank god I have a family now.." You said before crashing into the mattress.

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