O̴n̴e̴ ̴b̴i̴g̴ ̴u̴n̴i̴v̴e̴r̴s̴e̴-(jjba + y/n)

Alien boy

You walked down the street, it was really early. People laughing got you out of your tired state. You look over and see josuke and okuyasu in a field.... No way! "HOLY SHIT THIS STUFF REAL!?" you yelled, you were surprised they were out this early. Josuke stood up looking at you, tears in his eyes and a big grin on his face. "Y-y/n! This guy pranked us good!" He spoke. You saw a man with long white hair, and a unique school uniform. "Woah his uniform is amazing!" You said running up to the man amazed. You love oddly styled clothes. You made the boys laugh even harder as the man began to talk while you keep looking him up and down.

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"I am a alien from space! Please address me as mikitaka hazekura " He said inna strangely satisfying voice. The boys were crying. You started chuckling too.
Eventually the boys went back to walking.  You walked with them, stopping by a ice cream parlor.
He handed us icecream cones from his bag. Okuyasu was about to be the guy when josuke stopped him. "Don't eat that you two." Josuke said, he looked at you. before anything could happen, two fire trucks were running down the street. Mikitaka stated yelling, the Two boys were stunned. "pLeAsE Make it sToP!" The alien yelled. He ran into a bush. we all watched, "whatever, I'm leaving." Okuyasu said walking away annoyed. "What-a asshole." "I know hes a dick sometimes."

Both of you walking to a bush, he transformed into shoes on josukes feet. you felt the air shift, he then sprung into air, "WOAH!" you called your stand, styx. Making you float like water, you rushed to their landing site. "How is that woman floating?" He asked. Josuke didn't answer as he was to amazed at what situation he's in. You peered next to him, "I think we should believe that he's an alien." you said snapping him out of his thoughts. "Oh shit! I forgot your stand Is basically invisible water. And yeah."

Taking a minute, Away from the sky.. "So your not a stand user?" Josuke asked, mikitaka looked confused. 'Josuke I don't think he is one... I think he's an actual alien' you said telepathically. 'No way... Maybe.'
Mikitaka smiled, "so tell me how did you float y/n?" He asked, you chuckled. "I use this thing called m a g I c!" You said doing jazz hands. 'Dont lie y/n!' josuke looked at you. 'Oh shush lemme have some fun!'

"Oh whats this magic!" mikitaka, 'JOUSKE HES ADORABLE!' you awed.

"Wait if you can turn into anything... Can you do dice?" Josuke asked, mikitaka looked over to josuke, "yes, I can." And once he said that josuke dragged both of you to rohans. 'Oh no..'
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"JOSUKE I SWEAR ILL FIND YOU AND MAKE SURE TO GET MY REVENGE!!" rohan yelled, you wheezed while running. Mikitaka turned back to normal. "Ya know... Who'd ever thought someone could be allergic to sirens." You said finding it mysterious. "Hey mikitaka you have no place to stay right?" Josuke asked, you were kinda curious also. Mikitaka nodded. "I do not since my air craft is not here." He spoke, you smiled. "I have a extra room! I can teach you the magics!" You said with a grin. He nodded at the idea. "Y/n I swear you and your stupid magics, I'm surprised your not in a cult." Josuke said. You punched his arm. "Ow- hey!" You glared. "Dis my magics and ill tell Jotaro you called his dolphin plush stuiped." You said evily. He gasped. "You wouldnt."

"Yes. I. Would." You said with a laugh.

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"Welcome home m'lady." A maid said as you walked in, "hey Irene, can you prepare a guest room?" She nodded and left. "I must say, this is a nice home. Are you of a upper class?" Mikitaka asked. You sheepishly smiled. "My parents are. Not me myself." you said, "here I'll make some left overs! I'm sure you'll love it!"

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"Okay now, this is garlic. You crush it--" mikitaka listened in on your cooking. You were Italian so you had to show him the ways, of PASTA!
"Y/n, why does it need so much dairy?" he asked you smiled, "because pasta could never have enough cheese. Now here open up." You said holding the tortellini with cheese, and parsley on it. Putting the fork in his mouth, he lit up. "Oh wow! This is truly scrumptious." He said with sparkled eyes. "Thats a mother italy for you. Now... Time to put it in the warm oven till dad gets home." You opened the oven, but your finger touched one of the racks when setting the dish down.

"Ow fuck that's hot.." You hissed. Mikitaka grabbed your hand, seeing the burn. "Here." He pulled out a ice cube. 'How?'
Lightly pressing it on your finger tip, it started to feel better. "Awh thanks mikitaka, how sweet." You said with a smile. He nodded. "Okay! Now follow me, I'm gonna need a model!" You said with a big smile, he chuckled and nodded. Grabbing his hand you dragged him to your room.
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"Ah yes she's in her room." irene said to josuke. He went up to your room. Before knocking he herd your voice.
"Ah yes! Perfect!" You said in a girly voice. "Spin! Now pull harder!" Josuke barged in pink face, he saw you floating, mikitaka pulling on stings that connected to your dress. He had a sigh of relief. "Hey josuke!!!" You smiled, mikitaka tied your dress, you made him a nice wardrobe, he helped you put on a Victorian outfit. "ah hello josuke!"

"i came to stop by to see if you guys wanted to hang out?" Josuke raised a brow. You nodded. You undid the easy bow mikitaka did. "Imma go change. Miki you should change too." You said with a smile walking to your bathroom.
"Y/n is very nice. Her outfits are very unique and made in such short time." Mikitaka said amazed. Josuke chuckled. "Oh shes a hussler alright. I worry for her future family." Josuke said with a smirk. Mikitaka tilted his head, "what do you mean by that?" He asked, josuke chuckled. "She's a hassle to handle. I remember her last relationship didn't work because she worked so much... It was insane." Josuke said remembering when you worked 3 jobs, all for more fabric and manga. You came out in sweats and a tight black turtle neck with a jacket that was a crop top, (like dios jacket in pt 3)

Walking outside you all enjoyed walking past rohans house. You and josuke giggling.
"He's so gonna find you and beat you." You said, josuke just chuckled. "Pft what's he gonna do read my mind?" You both laughed. we saw someone walking to us. Jotaro. "Josuke I need your help, come with me." Jotaro said, you nodded. "Call if you need anything." you said to josuke as he left. You wenrnt the best at fighting, you can its just sloppy. You and mikitaka walk around. "I can't believe earth Is so peaceful." Miki said looking up, you shrugged. "I mean, kinda until you find the real meanings behind everything." You said with a small smile. You told him about other countrys, including italy. you both sat on a bench, he was happy to learn anything. You felt your flip phone ring. "Y/n! We could ya know use help.." Josukes voice. "I know where their at." Miki said, you nodded. He became winged hair pins as you flew on your invisible water. Going really fast, "is this what a bullet feels like because HOT DAMN!" seeing a power pole, miki spoke. "I'm going to become that power line." he said, you nodded, "be safe." He said quietly. You smiled at that swooshing down to josuke. There was a man on the wire. Jouske and him were going back and fourth talking. Landing by okuyasu, you saw josuke try and run out from under the tower. He became all metallic like.

After a while jouske finally defests Toyohioro. He set them all free. Helping mikitaka, josuke healed his wounds.
Walking off from the tower, you floated as they walked, you loved it. "That was quite interesting..." You said thinking of the fight. "Oh by the way, we have a big lead on Kira.. So be careful alright." Josuke said to you, you nodded. "Gotcha."

Living with mikitaka was great, youd help him with homework or hed help you.
It was all smooth. Till the battle with Kira. Which was a big one.

Everyone stood in front of reimi. Her pink hair floated, she looked at everyone with a big smile, you held back tears, smiling as she floated up. Everyone waved to her, some cried. It was a really big moment. Everything kinda moved fast. Unlikely fast. And so on, time slept by everyone. You and mikitaka would go and visit toyohioro often. Everything was so peaceful.

Back to the way everything shouldve been.

~ending casual ~