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۵"i gotchu"۵

"so, chat, i have been invited to the smplive server! so uh, yeah thats what we're doing today." i say to chat, getting really excited. ive heard some uh, interesting things about this server.

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i had been mining, casually as you do, when i hear that someone has joined the voice chat. "AY, YOU WANT SOME VERY VALUABLE MONEYS?" i heard screaming into my ears. genuinely being scared; i jumped in my gaming chair and 'accidentally' threw off my headphones as my volume was up all the way. "my earrsss" i complained to the mysterious voice. "im sorry to interrupt you, but have you by any chance ever heard of a very great, real, not scamming, and professional business that sells a very real, valuable, and precious cryptocurrency called schlattcoin."

the name schlattcoin seemed very fimiliar so i quickly mute myself on discord andcheck what the name of whoever it is that joined my discord channel. i click on the profile, due to mods changing the persons name; trolling. 'Jschlatt #8376' *i dont know if thats his discord name but shut up* "where have i heard that before?" i ask myself inside my mind. i looked the name up on google and it came up as a youtuber with 500k subscribers.

from the corner of my eye i see my chat going crazy on my other monitor. "DONT TRUST HIM ITS A SCAM" were most of the comments, however there was the occasional "its a great business move my guy" but it was rare. "i dont know mr jschlatt, my chat is telling me not to trust your source of cryptocurrency." i say, leaning back in my chair, waiting for a response for a second. he takes a quick pause before saying "no, there just jealous im so wealthy from all my money" he says, turning on funny mic but not screaming. we both start laughing.

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at the moment, i am in a call with carson, when all of a sudden i hear "IM SORRY BUT I GOT A HIT SO GOOD LUCK" he screams, running at me with an enchanted diamond sword. "NOOO, I CANT DIE TO YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE!" i scream back as im running away from him, slowly running out of food. i look behind me for a quick second and see he is catching up tremendously.

until i see, a person jump in front of carson, shielding him away from me. i look at the nametag above the hero of a player and see that it was schlatt! he came to 'save me.' "i heard him say under his breath, because he had joined the voice chat, "i gotchu." obviously, the hit wasnt for schlatt, and to be honest, i think for a second it scared carson due to the fact he came out of somewhere inside the forest, carson didnt want to kill him.

this would have been perfectly fine, IF carson didnt try to come kill me by dodging schlatt. schlatt pulled out a sword as carson started running in the opposite direction. why was he doing this? hes really sweet. "AAHHHHH!!!!" i hear carson and schlatt screaming at the same time, but for very different reasons. one is about to die, and the other one is about to make somebody die. guess which is which.

i giggle, looking at chat seeing tons of "SIMP" being spammed. however, i did see a "what does this make you feel about schlatt?" and before i could think, i blurted out "honestly, i think schlatt is awesome and i wish to talk to him more" i say winking to the camera, but giving myself the excuse 'im muted on discord, he wont know.' little did i know, schlatt had stopped chasing carson, and was now just tabbed out of minecraft, watching my stream. "i would like to talk to you more aswell." he says as i start blushing, realizing he most likely saw the wink at the end of that sentence. you could even hear the smirk in his voice, not that i was complaining, his voice just adds to the long list of features that make him attractive.

request once again by AllioTheCow so thank u, there will be a very similar chapter coming *probably NOT soon* so bE aWaRe
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