1. Spider

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Feels good to be back, doesn't it. Hope you guys are ready because this book is going to be even better than the last! Enjoy!
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Baby: *Screaming* HELP! HELP! HELP, YOU BITCHES, HELP!!!

Ballora: Omg what happened?! D:

Baby: WeLl, I was out walking around and then a big ass spider comes out like "boo bitch!", so I'm like WHaT thA fAck and then it almost killed me.

Ballora: OMG A SPIDER? I love spiders c:

Baby: NO SPIDERS ARE DISGUSTING >:c

Ballora: :'c

Ft Foxy: Did I hear spider? *shuddering*

Baby: Yeah I saw one- OMG IT'S BACK *points to a corner*

Spider: c:

Ft Foxy: OMFG KILL IT! KILL IT!

Harrison: What are you guys screaming about?

Eggs: Yeah what's all the fuss? *strokes Harrison's hair* so soft..

Harrison: Ew have I got lice or something? *scratches head*

Eggs: :'c *whispers* soft

Ballora: Oh hey Harrison, when did you get back? c:

Harrison: Just now, you guys still owe me £5 >:(

Ennard: *From a distance* YOU STILL CHARGE TOO MUCH!! >:((

Baby: OK OK GUYS STFU WE NEED TO DEAL WITH THE SPIDER!!

Ennard: *Distant girly shriek* SpIdEr?!?!

Ballora: Leave the spider alone! He's just chilling

Spider: *looking at Ballora* Ay what's poppin' baby cakes *winks*

Ballora: ... SOMEBODY KILL IT!

Eggs: Jeez guys c'mon.. *smushes the spider

Spider: *quietly* I had so much to live for... *dies*

Baby: YES! WHOOP WHOOP!

Ballora: *Sulks in a corner*

Ft Freddy: *Walks in* Ooh a spider! *eats the spider* c:

Ft Foxy: I- Freddy's like a spider vaccum cleaner :0

Ft Freddy: :0 I'm a vaccum cleaner?!

Ft Foxy: Let's vaccum some other stuff! *Grabs Freddy and holds him upsidown*

Ft Freddy: :D *hoovers random crap up with his mouth*

Harrison: ... This is not worth £5...

Eggs: *Whispers* you're worth £5 *eyes sparkle*

Ennard: *walks in wearing a night gown and slippers on his tiptoes* Is the spider go- *sees another spider* AAAAAAA HELP!!

Ballora: *steps on the spider* I don't like spiders anymore >:(
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Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of this train wreck, look forward to more :)

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