FNAF SL ON CRACK: THE SEQUEL

3. Date Night

Random note: I can't remember if I made Ft Foxy a girl or a boy in the last book, but I image him as a boy so apparently he's a boy now, sorry if Foxy was a girl in the last one c:
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Ballora: GUyS

Others: w h a t ?

Ballora: I found this cool app called Tinder :D

Ft Freddy: Tinder?! What is it? Can i eat it?

Ballora: No-

Baby: THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?! >:C

Ballora: I think it's a dating app- OMG LET'S GET A DATE :0

Ft Freddy: :0 LET'S FIND A SEXY DUUDE

Ft Foxy: You like guys?

Ft Freddy: No? What would make you think that?

Ennard: Because you're GAYYYYY

Ft Foxy: -._-.

Ballora: I found a guy called Chris, let's ask him on a date :3

Baby: Is he hot?

Ballora: ... Why would I know his temperature?

Baby: *shrugs* The egg man calls Harrison hot a lot, weird.

Harrison: Did I hear my name?

Ft Freddy: Baby said you're hot :3

Harrison: I- No. Just no. *leaves*

Ft Foxy: Baby thinks Harrison is hot? How would you know?

Baby: Who cares about Harrison, we've got a date with Chris! :D

--One day later--

Ballora: K guys you gotta look nice if we want Chris to buy our food

Freddy: I have Bonnet instead of Bon Bon, so I look great c:

Bon Bon: *From a distance* HOW DOES BONNET MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER?!

Bonnet: Haha I'm prettier than Bon Bon

Bon Bon: T-T

Baby: Can we go yet? I want food, now! >:c

Ennard: This is gæ

Ft Foxy: I look so sexy rn, Chris is gonna love me *Sexy pose*

Ballora: K guys let's go

--Another time skip, brought to you by my bad writing--

Ballora: *Knocks on door of a random house*

Dude: *Answers* Who the f are you?

Ballora: Hi Chris, we're your date :3

Dude: ... My name isn't Chris-

Ft Foxy: Who cares, you're 'hot' *winks* or maybe you're feeling cold, idk.

Ft Freddy: How are you, Chris? c:

Dude: My name isn't-

Baby: OMG JUST BUY US FOOD ALREADY... Please :3

Ennard: I could go for some food rn-

Dude: -_- fine. Let's go.

Ballora: :D Yay! Our first date together, isn't this romantic~

Dude: I- whatever sure

--Omg another timeskip--

Baby: *Eating all the breadsticks in the resturaunt*

Ballora: *Staring at 'Chris'*

'Chris': ಠ_ಠ

Ennard: *crawling under peoples tables* Hey, cool underwear lady-

Random lady: *Screams and kicks Ennard in the face*

Ft Freddy: *just being innocent and cuute* :3

Ft Foxy: *Very close to 'Chris', keeps winking and nudging him*

Waiter: *puts a huge pizza on the table and leaves quickly*

Ft Freddy: *takes half the pizza and swallows it*

Chris: ...

Ballora: *Keeps staring at Chris uncomfortably*

Ft Foxy: WTF FREDDY WHY WOULD YOU EAT HALF-

Baby: *Hoovers up the other half of the pizza* :3

Ft Foxy: I- W H Y *starts crying*

Ennard: *Still getting kicked in the face by the lady*

Chris: *Slowly tries to leave*

Ballora: *Jumps on Chris* GUYS WE'RE TAKING CHRIS HOME!

Chris: WHAT NO-

Others: Okay! :D *all grab Chris and take him home*

Waiter: HEY YOU NEED TO PAY!!

Baby & Ft Freddy: .... *Barf up the pizza and run*

--Meanwhile--

Ennard: *Is still at the restaurant getting kicked in the face*
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